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  • blokeintakapuna

    Emo hottie?

  • Agent BallSack

    I fucked a parakeet once, do you think this is my daughter?

    • blokeintakapuna

      What with? A cockatoo?

      That’s nothing, we’ve all had an Auntie that’s screwed the entire country… Or at least tried to as sour, bitter grapes spoiled her rein of terror having suffered the biggest loss in Labours history… Despite the attempted election hijacking with her pledge card rorts.

    • tarkwin

      If it is can you give me her number?

    • cows4me

      Probably, meet Poly

  • What a gay picture

    • parorchestia

      Oi. Gay means something else again to the younger generation.