Going Viral Now: Naked man locks himself out of hotel room, asked for ID


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  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    OK, this guy should have told the two men who walked by (right after he realises the door has closed behind him) to get the duty manager to his room explaining the situation to the manager. Considering his room number is 208, he is likely to be in second floor of the hotel and hence the manager would have arrived within no time. With the manager present, he could have entered the room with the help of the master key. I think this guy purposely created a drama.

    • Mr_Blobby

      No I think like most people his brain was just not in gear.

  • cows4me

    Went over to Bathurst in 2011 with a group of mates. Of course everyone on the piss in Sydney. Staying at flash hotel, mate got up about 4am for piss and smoke. Had to go out on fire escape for smoke, door locked behind him, 8th floor. Had to go down stairs to main road in gruts. Walked in front doors, hotel staff pissing themselves, had been on security cameras. He couldn’t give a shit, he’s not what you would call modest and he’s no bloody oil painting.

  • Am I the only one who was thinking Mr Bean watching this?

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  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    How our political leaders will react in this situation?

    Dover Samuels – Oh hell, let me relieve myself right here….

    John Key – I am a naked Emperor after all!

    Sheep – People have spoken and that is why I am in this position

    Muesli Norman – I am demonstrating a “green” initiative folks

    Winnie the Poo – My situation signifies NZ First’s position with the public

    Pita Sharples – We are used to this position many times

    Hone – I am cool! Let me go out, nobody will bother about me

    John Banks – Where is a cabbage boat when you need one?

    Kim Dotcon – Jeez, everything about me is so big….

  • Bunswalla

    I see he had chipolatas for dinner

  • Never in the dark…..

    Two plates?? Two people?? Why not knock?

    Definitely deliberate.

    • williamabong

      Perhaps she tossed his sorry arse out in the street.

  • Everyone knows you put the plates over your head to disguise yourself, and not your nether regions. That way, you can proudly walk around the following days without anyone ever knowing it was you.

  • Gazzaw

    I don’t know of too many hotel GMs who haven’t had this stunt pulled on them.