If god did not want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter, surely?

If god did not want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter, and not given us opposable thumbs, surely?

Richard Dawkins visits a anti-masturbation course:

There are two types of people in the world…wankers and liars. So come on you liars now that you know that wanking is the devils work…how about a little poll to find out how much lying you’ve been doing: 

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How often do you masturbate?

  • All. The. Time (61%, 73 Votes)
  • Once or twice a week (26%, 31 Votes)
  • Once or twice a month (8%, 10 Votes)
  • No, NEVER! (5%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 120

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

To read Cam’s previous articles click on his name in blue.

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