If god did not want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter, surely?

If god did not want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter, and not given us opposable thumbs, surely?

Richard Dawkins visits a anti-masturbation course:

There are two types of people in the world…wankers and liars. So come on you liars now that you know that wanking is the devils work…how about a little poll to find out how much lying you’ve been doing: 

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How often do you masturbate?

  • All. The. Time (61%, 73 Votes)
  • Once or twice a week (26%, 31 Votes)
  • Once or twice a month (8%, 10 Votes)
  • No, NEVER! (5%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 120

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  • Ronnie Chow

    According to one of his former jailers, Warren Jeffs ,the convicted child rapist masturbated more or less continuously while in custody. Rick Bradley, a guard at the county jail where Jeffs was kept in the weeks prior to his trial, told The Daily that the 55-year-old seemed to be suffering from secksual withdrawal and pleasured himself “a lot.” What does that mean, exactly — five times a day? More, Bradley said.

    Fifteen times? “Sometimes more than that,” he told The Daily.

    The guard said that the prisoner — who was not permitted conjugal visits — often played solo in full view of his guards. “We could see him,” Bradley said.

    • Mitch82

      Like a boss.

  • J.M

    Perhaps Shane Jones could have taken this course.

    • Mr_Blobby

      He doesn’t need hands or apposable thumbs.

  • Looks like we have 5 liars so far

    • Bunswalla

      They’re not just liars, they’re complete wankers.

  • williamabong

    Reminds me of the old story with two young girls sitting in the move theater, the first one says “the man next to me is masturbating” the reply was “just ignore him” and the first girls says “I can’t, he’s using my hand”

  • You need to forward the meme photo to Gareth Morgan – this could be the solution to his problem’s been within his grasp all along!

    • grasp. **snigger**

    • grasp. **snigger**

  • Troy

    The turkey in the video should try telling teenagers to have a hands-off approach to jackin off – good luck on that one lol