It’s all Coke’s fault says the dopey coroner, idiot partner agrees

image003Some people are just stupid. Another candidate for the Darwin Award has to be Natasha Harris. A dopey coronoer has just tried to blame Coke for poor behaviour resulting in her death.

Seriously these people do represent the downfall of the human race.  Here’s the profile;

  • 30 years old
  • Mother of 8 kids
  • Knocked back 10 litres of Coke every day
  • Racing heart
  • Absent teeth
  • Poor nutrition
  • Kids’ teeth ruined with one born without enamel on their teeth
  • Smoked 30 cigarettes a day
  • Afraid of doctors
  • Lived in Invercargill

So here we had a woman that chucked back up to 10 litres of Coke every day.  So that’s about one of these Chelsea babies every 5 days.

Here’s her husband/partner Christopher Hodgkinson moaning that it’s all someone else’s fault. There’s clearly no hope for some people.

I want to know how he is able to be interviewed by the media whinging about his missus drinking Coke when he should be behind bars after being sentenced to 2 years 8 months for a home invasion.


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  • LionKing

    What a bunch of scumbags. Pity the children, bound to be subject to a life of misery as a result of poor genes.

  • Hillary Green

    I cannot believe that a mother would think it’s perfectly acceptable to drink coke all day long, smoke 30 cigarettes and have a relationship with a man that is clearly a criminal.

    If this person thinks blaming the coke company for the misery, then they need to take a very good and long look in the mirror. I’m appalled by the stupidity these people show.

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      And the complicity of the Coroner in affirming blame rests elsewhere. I hope he gets the big finger to health warnings on soft drink bottles. That said perhaps we need mental health warnings on Coroners’ reports.

  • steve and monique

    TV1 news is having a news report how her death is a warning regards drinking to much Coke.Wonder if the word stupidity will be used .FFS what a waste of airtime.

  • PlanetOrphan

    That’s rough M8, I have a gut disorder which means the only energy I can ingest is through sugar.

    Admittedly, not 8-10 litres of coke a day, but I doubled the sugar in my coffe and put on 5 kilos, for the first time in my life I was at the appropriate weight for my height etc.

    This women, and her kids probably suffer an un diagnosed gut allergy that has the same effect, and yes it’s addictive at that point.

    • blazer

      drink fruit juice.Has more sugar by volume than coke.

      • PlanetOrphan

        Not if you are allergic to citrus, potato is one of the only options, and it’s slow uptake, nasty problem, bleached intestines from to much dextrine is probably the reason, mine’s genetic for want of a better description.

    • BW_Lord

      If that was the case surely the coroner would have recognized this as a valid explanation? Never underestimate peoples stupidity, and let blame lie where it should.

    • Will Travers

      Interesting, so this gut disorder prevents you from absorbing fats and proteins? How the hell do you survive?

      • PlanetOrphan

        Slowly bud, about 10% efficiency maybe lower

  • DLM

    Like the line “Lived in Invercargill”. Fucking inbreeds.

  • Andrei

    Yeah definitely from the department of FFS

    She didn’t eat food, smoked like a train and guzzled coke in eye watering quantites – all of which led to an unhappy outcome.

    And despite the fact apparently her family told her this was unhealthy she carried on doing it.

    But if there had been a warning label on her Coke, we are expected to believe she would have taken up heathy eating and exercise?

    These pontificators live on their very own planet

  • Pissedoffyouth

    You could say that with 8 kids, if she Coke’s, she pokes?

  • peterwn

    Perhaps having warning labels could be extended to every water tap as well since drinking an excess of water can be deadly.

    • Steve R

      Haha warning labels didn’t work on all the cigerets she smoked. So how would warnings on a bottle of coke work.
      You have to admit its a funny story hahaha

      • Callum

        It’s fucken hilarious until you realise there is a 99% chance we were funding it all.

    • Bunswalla

      The coroner pointed the finger more at the caffeine than the sugar I thought. Better put warning labels on jars of coffee.

  • Lopsy

    Poster child of the new age, philosophically decadent west. The left sweat on the prevalence of this kind of lost soul. In every life there comes a point where a person has to dig deep and find their self respect because that’s what it takes to change a life. Labour/Green/Mana.. etc would rather they didn’t. What a sad, sick and dysfunctional situation.

  • Mr_V4

    [Voiced to Sir David Attenborough]

    What we have here is live specimen of a NZ bludger on the lookout for compo. This once unique species has multiplied in number in recent decades, living in exotic locations where there is no work, but spends most of its time looking for ways in which to eek out benefits from the taxpayer. Don’t be fooled by this creatures apparent idleness, it is actually hard at work trying to inflict self-harm in an attempt to attract ACC, Disability payments or that priced jewel a company payoff.

    It’s mating call can be heard weeknights at 7pm on any low rating current affairs show, which results in a frenzy of whinging and moaning from other such members of its species in the ensuring days.

  • surfisup

    I didn’t quite read this the same way as you.

    I thought the coroner put the woman at fault rather than coke itself.

    I’d agree with the coroner that drinking 10 litres of coke a day is probably not good for your longevity and that was the point he was making I thought.

  • It is always some one else’s fault

    • surfisup

      “the Coroner has chosen to focus on the combination of Ms Harris’ excessive consumption of Coca-Cola, together with other health and lifestyle factors, as the probable cause of her death. ”

      So, the coroner said that the fact she drank too much coke, smoked too much, had poor dental hygeine, and general lifestyle factors contributed to her death.

      I don’t see any problem with that. Although, recommending a warning label on coke would be a step too far.

  • ConwayCaptain

    When will people start taking responsibility for themselbves.
    Common Sense has died

  • Mr_Blobby

    The real crime here is we encourage them to breed.

  • Red

    The coroner is an idiot – My family has been at the thin end of this wankers need to pass “opinion” on blame – although it’s certainly not part of his job. The coroners website actually states that.
    The woman was also a prime idiot. She smoked like crazy, drunk that shit so her kids baby teewth were rotten when they appeared, didn’t eat properly…. ffSake. That he singles out the “brand” (Coke) as the culprit is nonsense. It could’ve been Pepsi, V, Redbull or any number of other forms of gutrot and he has a responsibility to treat that in a generic way surely. All he’s done is glorify her stupidity and ram one up Coke. He should be gone. Honestly – I cant say enough about what a dork this coroner is