John Key playing with small balls at Big Gay Out

Could you ever imagine Helen Clark playing beer pong?


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  • Patrick

    Once again demonstrating that he has more of a connection with Kiwis than Helen Clarke ever could hope for. She would rather be seen patting them all on the head.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Dictator Commie Clarke would have burnt everybody with her look. Emperor is so natural with fellow kiwis and mingles so freely. It is a pity that he would be dumped in 2014 due to bloody MMP

  • LesleyNZ

    The things you have to do to get a vote…………….

    • Gazzaw

      JK is ever the pragmatist and he wants the pink vote. And why not – I’ll bet the gay voters rate a very high turnout on election day. Great for the Nat’s party vote and great for Nikki Kaye. His regular attendance and obvious popularity must cause a bit of heartburn in labour’s rainbow clique.

      • TomTom

        Ugh you should see some of those weirdos in that clique – they give ME a fucking heartburn going on about how I should totally vote Labour and that f*ckwit Shearer just cos I like to shag guys. No sense in that lot.

  • Andrei

    Gah – those screeching women hurt my ears, no wonder kiwi men are turning to other kiwi men for their love life, living with that noise would be torment

    • I recommend relining the house with that sound absorbing GIB Andrei. When you close the door as well, then you can hardly hear what’s going on in the kitchen.

  • BJ

    He is a bloody good guy – nothing pretentious about him at all.

  • In Vino Veritas

    Now just wait for the Labour and Green Parties to stick it to him for that – binge drinking etc. After all, it wouldn’t do to have a PM that actually connects with the public.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Sheep will play touch rugby with Kiwis, Don’t you worry about that IVV

  • Dion

    Cue cries from the left that he’s encouraging binge drinking

  • Whafe

    The pinko lefties can piss n moan all they like, no doubt about it, John Key connects with people on all levels…
    Tell me a Pinko poly that does? UUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • Gayguy

      I would like a real leader, not the show pony we have at the moment.

      Why is it idiots always want to have the guy they want to have a beer with running things, as opposed to the guy who is smart.

      • In Vino Veritas

        Well Gay, in this case they have both a guy they want to have a beer with and a smart guy. The last three Labour leaders have been, and are, neither, and the last smart Labour leader, Lange, ended up a dithering shadow of his former self.

      • 4077th

        Smart enough to amass a personal fortune in excess of 50m and smart enough to have made it as leader of this country and probably smart enough to have a beer with people he really would rather not if it gets them on who is the idiot?

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Sheep plays hide-n-seek with kids

  • 4077th

    You have to hand it to the guy. He is a bloody good sport.

  • Tash

    That is my footage, and we were the women ‘screeching’. Be as negative as you like, it was awesome the PM took a minute to hang with us and chug a beer. We didnt take it for more than what it was, having fun at BGO! At least he bothered to give us the time of day!

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Good on you Tash

  • blazer

    yes hes come of age as a statesman…even let that fag kiss him!

  • J.M

    Bob Hawke is famous for this sort of thing.

    • Tash

      ooooh men screeching, god forbid haha

  • Gayguy

    Before Helen went to the BGO could you imagine any politician showing their face at a gay event?

    This hate the right has for Helen is plain pathetic.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Call her back Gayguy. Nobody is objecting