Odds on the next pope? No odds yet on sorting out their child abuse issues


Not sure how you get a line on the next pope but these are the odds




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  • Jman

    Tthey got Richard Dawkins at 666/1 and Bono at 1000/1 :)

  • Agent BallSack

    haha thats an awesome meme, off to facebook to spread it!

  • Blair Mulholland

    Andre Vingt-Trois?! Is he any relation to Johnny 23 from Con Air, and did he get his name in a similar fashion?!

  • Mark D

    I note that Father Dougal is also on there at 1000/1, but Father Ted is missing. I think Father Dougal’s subsequent job experience as Thermoman probably gives him the edge.

  • Mr_Blobby

    Does anybody else smell a rat. Popes just don’t resign and walk away, they are carried out in a box, could it be that he is implicated or to close to other issues regarding the church.

    • Lion_ess

      With a name like RATzinger, we definitely smell a rat. We just don’t understand what the zinger part represents yet.

  • sandynobb

    What are the odds for Lucia Maria? When Hell freezes over and / or they inspect her bits.