Parking like a c#nt

Trying to find a spot to park before my Radio Live gig, I notice this.



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  • Mr_Blobby

    Is Farrar in town.

    • Michael


    • Travis Poulson

      Come on, Farrar would have been well up onto the footpath

      • Mitch82

        Hey, welcome back! Good holiday?

        • Nah. Doing it from afar when the Mrs ain’t looking.

  • Coin it….

  • GregM

    It’s probably where the alleged offender dumped it before pinching another one to get back to Manurewa.

  • In Vino Veritas

    You’ve made the mistake of thinking its parked. It’s clearly been abandoned.

    • I actually checked if it was reported stolen before I posted the photo. Answer: No.

      • Mark

        I thought Cam took the photo: “Trying to find a spot to park before my Radio Live gig, I notice this.”

        • He took it and emailed it for me to post.

          • Mark

            Ah hence the “Mod” after your name for “moderator”. I’m a bit slow.

  • Gazzaw

    Just a short walk to the kerb.

  • peterwn

    At least David Farrar’s parking is not inconsiderate.

  • Tom

    Speaking of shit parking: After the GPforum debacle, I had a look at their hall of fame. Seems they figured out EXACTLY what to do in this situation….

  • You know, Whale, if you are going to use language like that, how are your commenters supposed to lift their game?

    • 4077th

      Parking like a cant. As apposed to parking like a can. What language?

    • TeacherUnionsRscum

      You leaving would increase the value of comments by a large amount

    • Steve (North Shore)

      Lucy, there are far more important things than cars and number plates. Defending the Master Pope. All over like crazy people’s shit
      Numbers, off you go for the next week to defend children fuckers

  • TeacherUnionsRscum

    No Hello Kitty dolls in the window, so not my first guess about who parked it

    • 4077th

      That is what I was thinking…no red dangly thing on the mirror so not my first guess either. I would however hazard a guess (at the risk of scorn from our female friends) that the perpetrator is female.

  • surfisup

    Old people cannot park. I don’t think they can turn their heads well.

    Living in Tauranga with a high oldie population, i’ve seen some crazy driving .

    The other day, an oldie nearly reversed into me at the mall — he did not check before reversing and stopped centimeters from me when he noticed my horn blaring.

    Last year, an oldie ran a red light causing me to jam on the brakes (it didn’t just turn red, it was red for a while). Then, he turned onto the wrong side of the road hitting a traffic island and proceeded to drive up the road on the wrong side. But, he was really old.

    This car park is mild.

    • blokeintakapuna

      yep – in Tauranga the thing that cleared the roads quicker than an emergency siren was a wrinklie in a lawn bowls hat. Panelbeaters must love them… not just Winnie.

  • TeacherUnionsRscum

    Nope, THIS is the worst parking:

    Thanks newmarket

    • Mr_Blobby

      Must have been an Immigrant.

    • Hazards001

      If you don’t like the way I drive stay off the footpath.

  • Chris Fleming

    Mind the Gap !

  • Mitch82

    Should have just parked right beside his driver door. He may as well be parallel parking, why shouldn’t you?

  • CJA

    Surprised that Prosser hasn’t made a damning comment about it yet. I guess we can wait a bit though.

  • StupidDiscus

    Bludgers don’t deserve cars.

  • M3N78L

    It’s a Subaru. Have you never noticed that anyone that drives a Subaru generally (with the very odd exception) drives like a c#nt. Why wouldn’t they park like one?

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Just to run against the wind here, I can kind of understand that parking. Those curb stones really do fuck up alloy wheels if you get too close, I’ve spent $1,200 having mine fixed. But on a lighter note, any parking warden would get wet shoes slapping a ticket were it a torrent of rain.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sheep’s 2014 budget. Huge gap……