Random Impertinent Questions


Isn’t no small irony that Richard Prosser, NZ First MP, doesn’t want muslims and those who look like muslims from flying, when a somewhat Muslim looking man is rumoured to have funded Air NZ travel vouchers for the NZ First party in previous election campaigns?

I wonder why they weren’t declared donations either?


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  • PlanetOrphan

    Anyone see the report on seven Sharp, there is a reason NZ is safer than most … the NZ muslim community.

    • Troy

      Indeed that is correct. But this fucknuckle Prosser hasn’t the brain to do any research on that score…. so now he has embarassed NZ on the global stage as his comments are now being widely reported… yeah, good one turd.

      • 4077th

        Peters won’t do anything about it he is just as bigoted as Tosser Prosser. Remember his anti immigrant stance and shameless insults against Chinese NZ’ers. Ian Wishart will be dancing in the streets with all this publicity for his spank rag he calls a magazine!

    • Bunswalla

      No, I don’;t think anybody watches Seven Sharp at all, except Jesse’s mum.

      • tarkwin

        I do, only because I can’t stand John “the earnest one” Campbell.

  • unitedtribes

    Richards idea has got some good points. At least SBW wouldnt be able to get back.

  • Pete George

    Talking of Muslim looking men, who on this list would pass the Prosser test?

    And there is an obvious Prosser Solution.

    When intending to fly Prosser (and others sharing his concerns) should wait by the boarding gate and inspect the appearance of everyone boarding. If he doesn’t like the look of anyone he can go and try another flight.

    • 4077th

      Clayton Cosgrove might as well tear up his passport then!

  • blokeintakapuna

    The brilliance of MMP just keeps on giving…

    • Troy

      Yes isn’t it just. Prosser got just 538 votes at the last election….. what the fuck is he doing being a representative in our parliament. It’s a farce, it’s a joke and it highlights that something needs doing about it.

      • Lofty

        We had our chance to do something about………..and failed.

      • Mr_Blobby

        Thank MonKey for his dithering on that subject.

      • Bunswalla

        The most astonishing aspect of this NZ First cluster-fuck is not that it happened, but who said it. Well, more correctly, who didn’t say it. The odds were a thousand to one that if anybody from NZF was likely to utter something unimaginably stupid, it would be Andrew Williams. Well played, Mr Prosser, well played sir.

  • Bunswalla

    He was described in a Malaysian newspaper as a “New Zealand law-maker”. I don’t speak much Bahasa but I’m pretty sure the direct literal translation is “cock-smoker”.

  • 4077th

    Dick Prosser (Tosser) IS the proverbial omnishables, from bean to cup he fucks up!

  • tarkwin

    that’s another bet I lost. I can’t believe Andrew Williams hasn’t said or done anything incredibly stupid yet.

    • Agent BallSack

      He has to be coherent and concious to do that.

      • tarkwin

        I see your point – should have factored that into my gambling.