Sledge of the Day

Some punters weren’t very happy with the standard of stripper:

The popular heart-throb was said to be “made of pure muscle” and the posters showed off his Mediterranean looks and toned physique.

As the lights went down, more than 150 women whispered to each other and giggled as the anticipation mounted.

However, when the booked entertainment finally strolled out onto the stage a deathly silence fell over the room and the women gazed at each other in horror.

Dark-haired Fabio had been forced to pull out at the last minute and he had been replaced by “scruffy” novice Leon Zbudowskyj, wearing grey tracksuit trousers and braces. 

“He looked like he had come off the street, he looked dirty, he was unshaven and he didn’t have a six pack,” said Debra Jones, the compare.

“He was diabolical, he was disgusting, he just didn’t have anything, no music, no dance routine.

“In fact he looked like he had been hit in the face with a wok.

“He just wasn’t the sort of person you wanted to see take their kit off.”

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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