There is a Gareth Morgan “counter group” called Cat Power?


I’m going to resist all the obvious puns and jokes caused by the mental image of Jacinda Adern attending a counter revolutionary pussy group, but I can’t stop you doing that yourself in the comments.


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  • cows4me

    It’s a wonder the whole Liarbore party are not attending, could call themselves pussies galore.

  • Jimmie

    Shouldn’t she be going to a horse power meeting? Be more appropriate.

  • Hazards001

    Cat Power – Whipping up a pussy frenzy in the rainbow party – men need not apply

  • I’m a bit of a google fanboi, and tend to google search phrases that jump out at me. The results for “jacinda adern pussy” had a particularly harsh search result from a 2009 Kiwiblog comment.

    But I haven’t yet dared Google “Darien Fenton pussy”. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

  • St_Hubbins

    Wonder if “Fat Studies Researcher” Cat Pause will be there as well

  • P1LL

    Just a heads up , do not click on the Google search response

  • James Stephenson

    I’m kind of hoping she turned up to find a room full of earth-moving machinery fetishists…