Why are the sisterhood picking on Jacinda?

For some reason the wizened old crones in Labour, affectionately known in Truth as the Witches of Labour-wick have decided to have a go at Jacinda, maybe because she is young and attractive and doesn’t have a sisterhood approved moustache.

They have decided to start spreading nasty rumours about her ethics, meaning that it is open slather on the sisterhood’s ethics.

The sisterhood are not the most ethical group around. So there are a lot of stories that could emerge like the following: 

  • One MP used to go on the block for bikies, and didn’t like missing out on their women either.
  • One MP has had an on again off again and on again affair with a party bête noir over many decades.
  • One MP’s man had a very unsavory nickname in his previous career, because he was exceptionally light fingered.
  • Not to mention the MP with name suppression, it’s a tragic story, but if you hurl mud someone will give you some splashback
  • One MP did a lot of interesting drugs, and I have heard some amazing stories from people who can be believed about some of her behaviour at this time.
  • One MP threatened caucus that if she didn’t get a good job she would leave. She probably wasn’t meaning working at Michael Hill Jeweller either.

I am a big fan for blood and guts in politics so I’m all for stories of dodgy behaviour being made public. If Labour want to play dirty I’ll help.


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  • kehua

    NAMES, names, names, Pleeeeeease.

    • williamabong

      If not the real dirt, enough clues so we can start unravelling who’s done what and who hasn’t paid.

    • Freddie Fleetstreet

      Buy Truth this week dummy

  • johnbronkhorst

    Dirty is all they’ve got, male or female (in some cases difficult to tell the difference). They certainly can’t put up any kind of credible fight using the ammunision of ……”good policy”, or “vision for future development”……leaves them digging in the dirt AGAIN or should I say “as always” because the word “again” suggests they tried a different method at some point.

    • Patrick

      No confusion with Darien Fenton, blokes name, face like a 100 year old steel worker, that one is definitely a bloke.

      • Freddie Fleetstreet

        I think you meant. Face like a welders bench.

        • Patrick

          I stand corrected Freddie – welders bench is a much closer match

          • Bunswalla

            Hmm, I think Face like a boiled shite is closer.

        • Steve (North Shore)

          My bench is ok, it’s the shit underneath that is the problem

  • In Vino Veritas

    Young, certainly, but attractive? I’m sorry, but with those teeth she’d single handedly be able to make a good fist of building a decent dam from small trees growing along the side of a stream.

    • williamabong

      She sure is attractive when you put her up against all the dried up old hags that infest Labours ranks, but on a global scale it’s certainly a face that lauched a thousand ships, litterally.

      • ConwayCaptain

        The quote is
        “The Face that launched a thousand ships and burnt the topless towers of Ilium”
        Which towers is she going to burn I wonder

        • johnbronkhorst

          More like….” the face that launched a thousand….quips”.

    • Bunswalla

      That’s perhaps a bit harsh, although it’s true she could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

      • Kacanga


      • Tom

        Surely that makes ‘call of the week’ Bahaha

  • ConwayCaptain

    They could all get a part in The Scottish Play. To paraphrase from the play, “Who will die when Burnham Wood doth come to Dunsinane?” The Sheep, Si;lent T, ??????

  • williamabong

    You learn something new every day, I never knew Clare was into motorcycles.

    • Hang him

      CHCH MP is into bikes, L D

    • Time For Accountability

      Dykes on Bikes is a annual Motor bike run.

      They stayed in Naseby last year.
      Great leathers.

  • steve and monique

    Maybe shaved armpits,legs,and other bits dont do it for the other girls of Labour. Unless of course she does shave(groom)?.

  • grumpy

    Good on yer Whale, transmission has been resumed…..

  • LionKing

    There’s a storm coming, better tighten down the hatches. Meanwhile, in another part of town Minister Kaye will be waiting for the signal.

  • cows4me

    Why are lefty woman, well let’s put it nicely, they’re no oil paintings. Perhaps they turn nasty and turn to the dark side or lefty politics to get back at the world and make us all suffer. I doubt socialist Cindy will ever make playmate of the month but at least she doesn’t look like she’s come out of LIA’s breeding dam’s catalog.

    • Patrick

      The ugly, marginalised, dissafected all club together – they seek companionship from fellow like minded sufferers. Then they ferment hate, envy& rage at those that they feel “have it all”. That is why they attack those that they deem to be successful, like Cullen’s rich pricks, women that have kids & careers. The politics of envy rule.

    • Tom

      Comes from being bitter and twisted harpies

    • Meg

      Putting aside yet another disgusting attack on a female MPs looks by the right wing sumbags, there are plenty from the right current and past that would not measure up to your standards.

      • Dion

        Because the commenters never get personal over at The Standard, do they “Meg”?

        • Meg

          2 wrongs make a right do they?

          Such a silly defense of this sort of woman hating behavior.

          • Troy

            c’mon you know all those clit-lickers band together whenever they see a threat – no different to the cock-suckers in the rainbow wing that do exactly the same thing.

          • Meg

            Wow, the level of woman hating is stunning. I thought NZ in the 21st century was better than this.

            Then again I must remember, you lot do not represent the real face of NZ.

          • Troy

            You’d better fucking believe it having to read your fucked up posts… i thought nz 21st century was better than left wing pinkofucks that bludge of the state and continue to promote to all and sundry. Fuck off.

          • TeacherUnionsRscum

            Told twice to fuck off in one thread, wow

          • Meg

            It means that I have hit a nerve and reveled a truth about the woman haters on here.

          • Meg

            At least you admit you are a woman hater.

            You sound rather abusive as well. Here is hoping for any partner in n your life that this is just another case of a pathetic little man with mummy issues in the real world trying to be a big man on the net.

    • Stuarts.burgers

      great line” least she doesn’t look like she’s come out of LIA’s breeding dam’s catalog.” now I need a new keyboard as I blew beer all over mine as I laugh out loud

  • blokeintakapuna

    The February vote has happened, but the internal factional bickering and fighting will be happening for certain… And this is just another snippet of their dirty laundry.

    Imagine how dirty Labour’s bed sheets will be once they try and get The Greens, Mana, Maori and NZ1st to sleep with them? Besides the obvious STI’s they will stain NZInc with, the minds eye picture this leaves, makes you want to poke ya eyes out with a blunt spoon.

  • well its just the same old “dont trust what you dont understand” from the left. Need I explain?

  • Dan

    “Ms Ardern topped the sexiest female politician for the third year
    running, with 34 per cent of respondents choosing her over close rival
    Youth Minister and Auckland Central MP Nikki Kaye on 25 per cent. ”

    • Sponge

      “sexiest female politician” Shit Dan there is fuck all to choose from. Adern, Kaye and …….. Fenton?

  • fozzie2

    from these comments you don’t need to go to Wogistan to find the misogynists – there is a small tribe that frequent this list – what sick gutter politics whale !!

    • Tom

      More original than “$honKey is a DonKey”

      Silly socialists…

  • Lofty

    I have no time for the politics of the sisterhood, and I was tempted to join in the insult party being enjoyed here, then I had a quick look in the mirror!!!!!

  • Meg

    Just out of interest, you are basing your “nasty rumours” story on………..?

    • Pissedoffyouth

      You! hahahaha

      • Meg

        Lord you are an idiot. It is a reasonable question. Why does Whale think what he said?

        Unlike idiots such as yourself, I prefer to know how he came to the conclusion he has than just accept that Whale knows best.

        • Pissedoffyouth

          Fuck off

          • Meg

            Poor simple creature. I know it must be hard for you to think without someone telling you what to think, but do try.

  • J.M

    Attractive is definitely not a word I would use.

  • StupidDiscus

    WWMTD – What would Malcolm Tucker do?

    Wait until the election – then Cry Havoc, and Unleash the Dogs of War.

    The lefty media has no compunction destroying the careers and reputations of right wingers (exhibit #1: Richard Prosser).

    Perhaps now you’re editing the truth, the right will finally return fire in kind.

    It’s been far too long since Bill Sutch was hounded to suicide: nice to see they’ll be more leftist red blood on the floor this time around.

  • PlanetOrphan

    Next time you write an article on Jacinda you should get her to do the photo in skin tight leotards M8!

    You’d get 4500+ comments from what I can see :-)

    She’s Gorgeous M8!

  • I heard she would have a good draw coming up fresh at the Election Meeting starting in gate 8 and should take a fast lead away from the pack, and having a better weight than most of her stablemates, could become leader but may go to the stud, but not sure which one.