Why cats must die. All of them









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  • unsol

    Hmmm, seems to me this is a bit of faux outrage; clever kitty cat!

  • CJA

    Must have been the boyfriend’s shoe lol.

  • James M

    Tetanus!! The ultimate revenge for being spayed

  • cows4me

    Be a lot easier to shit in it.

    • Callum

      That would identify the culprit, you would never suspect the cat was responsible for a tack in your shoe so they can carry out the rest of their devious plan.

  • steve and monique

    Least he didnt shit in it

  • GregM

    My cat leaves wetas in my shoes, and on my pillow at 3 am. He is just checking I am still paying attention.