You’re gonna have a baaaaaad time

I’m just going to put this up without further comment

Hawke’s Bay police have found a hatchback crammed with four men and 11 stolen sheep.

A patrol came across the hatchback in a rural area near Hastings at 1am today, a police spokesman said.

The sheep had been hog-tied, and were lucky to still be alive.

“The constables were appalled to find the sheep in this condition.”

The four men have been charged with theft and ill treatment of the animals. They will appear in the Hastings District Court. The sheep have been returned to their owners.

 

Source: Stuff

 


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  • redeye

    They used to hang rustlers from a scraggy old tree and leave them there as a warning.

  • blokeintakapuna

    I wonder if they’ll ask Shearer for any support?

  • Agent BallSack

    My guess is its a bunch of Australians visiting for a stag party

    • Hazards001

      ROFLMFAO…gold!

  • John1234

    Silly buggers should have known better than to run a mobile S&M orgy.

  • BJ

    Time crims have to face some public humiliation – hog-tied these one when they appear in court.
    Those that bash people should receive public lashings or put in the good old fashioned stocks – not nice ideas but perhaps a better deterrent than a short stint in prison or cushy home detention

  • ratesarerevolting

    Tie them up naked to a stake in the middle of town, drench their privates in colostrum then let the booby calves in.

    • Random66

      I’m not a guy, but wouldn’t that be almost a reward rather than a punishment for those so inclined? (Taking out the public demonstration bit of course). On second thoughts… do calves have teeth?

  • steve and monique

    Destiny church field trip??

  • David Broome

    Scum pure and simple.

  • P1LL

    I bet that they have a treaty claim in the works

  • Only in Nu Zillun…….

  • Chartist

    In the old days it would have been four men and four girls. What were the men doing at 1am in the morning with sheep. I presume the sheep were white.

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