A seriously dud root with a big pussy

A bloody lion mauling your missus would seriously put you off your stride:

A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in Zimbabwe, it has been reported.

Sharai Mawera died on Tuesday after the lion pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner. 

The My Zimbabwe news website reported that the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush near the northern town of Kariba.

Ms Mawera’s boyfriend, who has not been identified, is believed to have jumped up and fled in the nude when the lion lunged forward.

A source told the newspaper the young woman died at the scene.

He said: “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked.”

Maybe the Lion was just after a bit of pussy:

 


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  • How desperate can you get to bring in hits ?

    • As desperate as a junkie looking for his next hit. Except more. And then some. Plus 10%

      • Orange

        Time for more USA style posts about getting eaten by sharks then :/

      • Bunswalla

        And it seems to have worked

        • yup drew in Baiter and his “friend”

    • Ronnie Chow

      As desperate as a skinhead looking for love in Chinatown.

    • Chris

      Pretty fucking desperate. But we already know that. Just have a look around. And this is supposed to be the right’s main blog. Hilarious.

    • Ronnie Chow

      Poor old Redbaiter , Fizzing Out .

    • Ronnie Chow

      Redbaiter , you are on the extremes of marginal . Let Hitler resr.

  • BJ

    Maybe the lion fancied her boyfriend – and became enraged by their copulating so killed her.

    • Bunswalla

      Yes, they probably wanted to get married

  • Rodger T

    One of the dangers of being on top.

  • rouppe

    Just shows the old saying is true: You don’t have to run fast, just faster than one other person

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