A seriously dud root with a big pussy

A bloody lion mauling your missus would seriously put you off your stride:

A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in Zimbabwe, it has been reported.

Sharai Mawera died on Tuesday after the lion pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner. 

The My Zimbabwe news website reported that the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush near the northern town of Kariba.

Ms Mawera’s boyfriend, who has not been identified, is believed to have jumped up and fled in the nude when the lion lunged forward.

A source told the newspaper the young woman died at the scene.

He said: “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked.”

Maybe the Lion was just after a bit of pussy:


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