Able C#nts, Collection 1


a rapid exit


some who claimed “I didn’t know” suddenly deciding to find another park


laziness is not a legal disability yet


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  • “laziness is not a legal disability yet”


  • williamabong

    Did you not read the fine print where it says,”Brown people exempt “

  • RicheeNZ

    I see this thing happening alot, good to see some ‘shaming’ photos taken, but in the end the drivers don’t really give a shit.

    • Travis Poulson

      You just need to be creative and think of ways of making them give a shit.

  • unsol

    Yep, definitely worthy of the title 150%.

    And anyway to see if their car is WOF & registered….can you zoom in Cameron? If they are not flick the photos off to the police….no doubt they will have warrants outstanding etc.

    • Callum
    • Mr_Blobby

      Looking at the state of the cars I would say no rego, no wof,not roadworthy and probably no license between the lot of them.

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Wait, so obese people can’t park there? Shit, where can they park?

    • Mr_Blobby

      As far away from the door as possible, so they can get some exercise, and help them lose weight.

  • out2lunch

    The old “screw driver to deflate their tyres trick” would work

  • Hang him

    Taxi drivers seem to be exempt too, watched a passenger run into the supermarket the other day while the taxi sat in a disabled park waiting for him.