Also parking like a c#nt

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Follwing on from your posts about those dickheads who can’t park… When parkings at a premium at a busy train station, what do you do? Take up 2 parks in your gay sportscar.



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  • coventry

    That’s not a sports car, it’s a hair dressers mobile hand bag.

    • Saccharomyces

      Actually the MX-5 is a great sports car, probably the best mass produced, small convertible “true” sports car ever.

      • TeacherUnionsRscum

        I agree, they make pretty nice little track cars, especially with 13B or SR20DET conversion.

        • Callum

          Supercharged 1UZ is far better idea…

          • Bunswalla

            Gay homo

          • TeacherUnionsRscum

            I’m all for a Lexus v8 in a Hilux, but a LS1 MX-5 would be better, much lighter

          • Saccharomyces

            Not so sure about that….. I’d think they’re about the same weight. You can lift a 1UZ block with two fingers.

            And just to chuck another option around I reckon a warmed over mazda 2.5 V6 would be a fun idea……

          • TeacherUnionsRscum

            All alloy LS1 vs a 1uz, even if they weigh around the same the LS1 has a shitload more torque and has more upgrade options.

            What I’ve always dreamed of though is putting one of these into an MX-5 or a s2000:


            RPA 2.6 (2 Hyabusa’s engines in a V8 config)
            Max power 380bhp
            Max torque 215 lb/ft
            Max revs 10,500rpm

          • Saccharomyces

            Yes! Now you’re talking! I like revvy NA power in a small car, adn that takes the cake!

          • Callum

            Price each option up, LS1 NOT cheap.

      • Bunswalla


        • Saccharomyces

          Why, thanks so much for the witty and enlightening feedback! I’d suggest perhaps next time you don’t get on the internet while you are drunk, perhaps then you won’t go around jizzing “Homo” on everyone’s posts…..

          Oh, or is this activity just you trying to “come out”…….

        • Sthn.Jeff

          Your intelligence and wit is a credit to the Education System

    • Sthn.Jeff

      I suppose you think the Corvette is a fantastic sports car?
      MX5 is the biggest selling Sports car ever. Fact

      • coventry

        You might want to look up the definition of a ‘Sports Car’ at some stage.

        Collins Dictionary “a production car designed for speed, high acceleration, and manoeuvrability, having a low body and usually adequate seating for only two persons”

        The MX5 does tick some of the boxes, but it was not designed for Speed, ergo it is not a true sports car. Top speed of an MX5 is slower than that of a Mazda 3 MPS.

        And no a corvette is not a sports car either, it can’t go round corners very well. so fails maneuverability bench mark. Sports car in my book is more like Lotus Elise, Ariel Atom, etc.

        • Saccharomyces

          I’d argue that a Corvette IS a sports car, especially in comparison with the likes of Mustangs and Camaros, Challengers etc, and they can go around corners quite adequately.

          As far as your Collins Dictionary, I don’t think theyr’e the experts in the field, so I wouldn’t pay too much attention to their definition.

          I would agree that an Elise, Atom etc are sportscars, but they’re also fairly slow, your average V8 Commodore has a higher top speed than an Ariel Atom, and the top speed of a lower spec Elise is pretty much the same as an MX-5……

          • unsol

            “Mustangs and Camaros, Challengers”

            Oh who cares about their definition….all 3 are far better than a diesel Subaru Outback (we have one – love it, but it aint cool)!!!

          • Bunswalla

            Mustang is a muscle car, not a sports car.

        • out2lunch

          to play devils avocado, what do you think of the honda s2000 then? It has the best weight distribution in its league of vehicles.

      • surfisup

        MX5 is a gay car.

        As are bmw z4’s.

        I always laugh at males driving such girly blouse cars .

        • Saccharomyces

          “MX5 is an awesome car

          I always cry when they lap [Insert pretty much any race track here] faster than me”

          There FIFY

      • Bunswalla

        Yes, we understand you’re a homo. No need to go on.

    • unsol

      Of course it’s not. It’s a Mazda.

  • Saccharomyces

    What a wanker, does anyone key cars anymore? this’d be the perfect time to do it.

    • Hazards001

      Couple of years ago I had to go to a business meeting in Freemans Bay. Only park I could find had a car hard to the right and slightly over the white line and the car in the space to the right of it parked correctly. So I too parked exactly in the middle of the available space which gave me plenty of room to get out. Of course the driver of the crap parked car was going to have a shit time getting in.

      As I walked away I thought…hmmm…looks like a wankers car..wanker parking and took a pic of his plate. Sure enough I got back to (company) car to find a nice deep groove in the paint and graphic of my car where the driver had with extreme force wedged his door into the guard.

      For $3 at the post office you can get the registration details of any car, this includes the address….guess who got a visit and re payed in kind with some interest attached?

      • Saccharomyces

        Yeah, you can’t do that any more, they closed that up about a year ago.

  • Sthn.Jeff

    The parking to the left is also hardly and example of parking proficiency

    • johnbronkhorst

      Maybe you will notice. All cars with only the driver in…park to the left of the spacde…so there is maximum room to open the drivers door. Those parked in the middle also have passengers …so they can also open the doors.

  • Patrick

    Easy solved, 4wd ute nudged into the right rear corner & push the softcock sportscar longways up against the fence, then park hard up against it with a couple of pig dogs on the back of the ute to keep an eye out for meddlers.
    Some people only learn the hard way.

    • Bunswalla


  • blazer

    the big issues eh….so little time…so many challenges.

    • surfisup

      you’re reading it.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Doubt an MX5 could drag off many cars, but I will give them one thing, as a convertible…they are fun to drive…My wife has one, we also have a Toyota celica convertible…also fun to drive….Must be the rag top.

    • Paranormal

      There you are – you’ve blown it. Any chance of the MX5 having any credibility as a sports car destroyed with the words – “My wife has one”.

      • johnbronkhorst

        try not to be too hard on yourself

    • Bunswalla


  • surfisup

    In fairness, you don’t know that they may have been forced to park like that due to another car that is now gone.

    Recently I had to squeeze into a park where a girl had parked her car 20 centimeters or so into where I was trying to park.

    Of course, this left very little room for me to exit my car so i had to hit her car with my car door to get out. She got very angry about this, and when I pointed out her terrible parking she said I should have parked elsewhere. She seemed to think she was entitled to park across 2 spaces.

    Some people are just born stupid I guess.

  • disqus_YNE4l7RjkU

    the whole row of cars park like that every day. bunch of tossers.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    The smaller the car, the worse they are

    • Pissedoffyouth

      because people driving hummers are 9/10 amazing people….

  • Mr_Blobby

    Shit is Farar back in town again.

    • Honcho

      Nah, It would be parked halfway off a retaining wall if it was DPF

  • Funny story ( for me ) years ago i was minding my own business pushing a shopping trolley carefully between my van and some young man’s precious ( as it turned out ) car. Apparently he was furiously watching me from the drivers seat sweating that I might ding his paintwork with the trolley. I was off in a dream when all of a sudden he stuck his head out and yelled ” Watch out ! ” I jumped and promptly ran my trolley into his car leaving a nice little scratch. heh heh

  • Glenn

    Makes me want to ding the cunt, just out of spite. I think my pocket commuter could fit on either side of that one… fitting three in the space of two! Efficient! Shame the doors clash a little. Oh well, my plastic doors are easily replaceable.