And those c#nts keep on parking

Via the Tipline:

Can anyone be more selfish than this wanker of a builder “visiting my lawyer”…?





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  • Captain Crab

    Thats Beaumont Quarter in St Marys Bay! Their Property Manager is famous for towing cars who dont belong there.

    • Probably taking a kickback from the towing company. Could be a good earner.

      • Captain Crab

        yeah, that would pay for a holiday or two…

  • Sarrs

    Is this what he said: “But I have a 4WD, so I must park it in a partially off road manner. To justify having it in the first place. And also to compensate for my small penis”

  • cows4me

    Might have been dying to get to the shit house.

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    These people have the attitude ” Im alright Jack and fuck everyone else” They are just ignorant dicks. Its a shame there isnt another site where these morons can be really embarrassed as well as here.

    • Travis Poulson

      Get some big stickers made up that you can slap on the windscreen with the words ” I park like a cunt”. At least you can walk away with a small amount of satisfaction.

      • Hazards001

        I’ve had versions of this one in my glove box since I was 19…just for those special occasions…

        • Travis Poulson

          Nice one, Love it. Might even save it to print a few off myself.

          • Captain Crab

            Can you print off 100 or so with “Moron” written on it? The Greens will be putting up posters soon.

  • Rodger T

    I reckon he is being very considerate ,you can get a small japper in front and one behind,3 cars in two parking spaces.
    Sometimes you just gotta think outside the box,at the end of the day.

  • Sasha Bensley

    try this like they do in Moscow!!!