Ashburton Parking Menace

Seen in Ashburton. Clearly it appears that driving a Mercedes relieves you of your obligation to park properly.




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  • In Vino Veritas

    Hah! The difference between Ashburton and Auckland is that there are still many, many unused parking spaces. Heshe could have parked across three and there’d still be room for another 200 cars. If you are forced to pay for a metered space, try 40c per hour.

    • Travis Poulson

      Yet one of the regular shit parking apologists will jump on and say “maybe they were forced to park like that because of the person parking like a cunt beside them”

      • surfisup

        As opposed to a shit nark who refuses to admit the possibility?

        • Travis Poulson

          Thereeee we gooooo, knew one would poke his head out eventually.

          “Nark”, good heavens, I’m speechless.

          “hey, you narked on me for parking like a cunt!”

          haha, how ridiculous.

  • Anonymouse Coward

    This parking is justified because the driver needs to load rolls of fencing wire and bags of calf mix through the side doors. The back of the vehicle is probably loaded with files for the accountant.

  • TomTom

    Ashburton drivers are pretty shite. If Shearer promised to build a nice big bypass round that hole, I would totally vote for him.

  • Callum

    Just out of interest, WTF is the concrete block on the left of that vehicle? Looks like a possible explanation but there is no context for it.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    It’s a diesel, what do you expect? And it’s not a proper Merc, I’m thinking cashed up vintner.