Bye Bye, Pope (Warning: Course Language)


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  • Michael

    Very deep and thought provoking lyrics. Catchy tune too.

  • Agent BallSack

    Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
    Fuck the motherfucker, he’s a fucking motherfucker

    Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker
    Fuck the motherfucker, he’s a total fucking fucker

    Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
    Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker

    Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope

    Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
    If you think that motherfucker is sacred (fucking motherfucker)
    If you cover for another motherfucker who’s a kiddie fucker
    Fuck you you’re no better then the mother fucking rapist
    And if you don’t like this swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
    And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
    Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
    When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

    I don’t give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
    Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate, and
    This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
    I’m not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate
    There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways
    I’ll be a religious apologist on other fucking days
    And the fact remains that if you protect a single kiddie fucker
    Then pope or prince or plumber you’re a fucking motherfucker

    You see I don’t give a fuck what any other motherfucker
    Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother
    I’ve no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
    While those beliefs don’t impact on the happiness of others
    But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
    And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
    Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
    When it turn out you’ve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses

    So fuck the motherfucker and fuck you motherfucker
    If you’re still a motherfucking papist (fucking motherfucker)
    If you covered for a single motherfucker who’s a kiddie fucker,
    Fuck the motherfucker he’s as evil as the rapist
    And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
    If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you
    With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect
    If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter

    But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
    The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
    Then listen to me motherfucker, this here is a fact
    You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking
    Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat

    Fuck the motherfucker, Fuck the motherfucker
    Fuck the motherfucker, he’s a fucking motherfucker

    Fuck the motherfucker, …

    • cows4me

      So I guess Tim won’t be writing in for his autographed tea towel and scented candle.

  • Rodger T

    Popes got a new job,

  • Peterkar

    What sort of language? Reads like tabloid editor English.

  • P1LL

    Tim needs a knighthood & a Whiskey :)

  • Sponge

    Tim Minchin is a genius.

    Have a look at his song about the souless

    Persevere for the first couple of minutes. I bet you will be humming it in a month.

    His song “I love Jesus” is also great.