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  • Lion_ess

    I’m sooo wasted

  • Mrbadger

    Another useless oxygen thief

  • Pissedoffyouth

    “So I came and started farting – making this face. Jacinda didn’t know what hit her”

  • Sym Gardiner

    Russell said what?
    Do I really have to be Minister for Revenue with Russell?

  • Agent BallSack

    I feel like running an open mike post on this fucktard listing all the reasons I will NOT be voting for him this year. The last straw was deciding to tax personal internet use at work, he is out of control.

    • Agent BallSack

      Not this year lol this coming election. Dunne needs to be turfed

    • Patrick

      Money grabbing parasite – what justification is there for taxing personal use of a company laptop or phone? This muppet is a disgrace. I mean how does he think it would work. If I type I am fine but if I type http://www.whatthef& I pay tax on that portion of my usage? What an absolute nightmare that would be to legislate & monitor – the guy is a retard, spastic fool.

      • Agent BallSack

        How about a tax on tobacco advertising…You want glitzy advertising on your cigarette packets? Pay an extra dollar tax per pack.

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    I love testing these new legal highs before banning them.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Look, L O O K……..if I tilt my head to the side and look stoned……I look just like….chris hipkins on a good day……….don’t you think…huh??

  • Rodger T

    Bowties are well known for cutting off the oxygen supply to the brain.

    • Travis Poulson

      Yea just look at the long term effects it’s had on Soper. By the time he started wearing normal ties it was too late, the damage is done.

  • Morrissey

    Hands off, ladies—he’s married.

  • Bunswalla

    Mmmmm, forbidden doughnut, awwhuohhawhhoouuhh

  • Never in the dark…..

    Bashful, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy and Happy are all at home and are were wondering what happened to their mate.

  • Richard McGrath

    This BZP is making me awesome…

  • Patrick

    Another useless welfare bludger, only difference is this one is being paid $200k plus sundry benefits & expenses (some for the rest of his life). When are we going to cut these beneficiaries off?
    I challenge anyone to list 10 things of benefit to NZ Inc in the entire time he has been sucking on the public tit.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Wake me up when Sheep finishes discussing policy….

  • Greg

    Just trying to think of a new tax……….oh I know company cell phone tax for private calls.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    I think I farted again – thinking of Britany Spears/Al yankovic

  • Steve (North Shore)

    It’s the same look that Phil Goff had when asked to show the money.
    Bitch slapped with a dead mullet

  • cows4me

    Possum head has been sniffing the cyanide baits again

  • “These Depends are a life-savvvvver!”

  • “Go home Dunne, you’re drunk!”