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Here’s Bazza in his capacity as an embedded journalist on John Key’s South American Charm Offensive admiring some Brazilian cattle.


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  • johnbronkhorst

    That’s embarrassing….I told them the sun shone out of my arse. and now it’s coming out entirely the other end.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Barely Sober

  • PlanetOrphan

    13000 Kilometers to see another cow pat, I luv this job.
    Aye Johnny … Looks just like home aye M8! *grin* …. *look-vacant*

  • onelaw4all

    “That’s only a drop in the bucket compared to the bullshit I peddle”

  • onelaw4all

    “Where did John Key go?, I lost sight of him after he went past Heather,,, errrr, I mean Bessie”

  • sandynobb

    Love at first sight.

  • “No charge? Really??”

  • cows4me

    “ever tried to piss on one of these things?”

  • Lofty

    And my word shall be manifest on the earth.

  • Travis Poulson

    Soper: “what’s all this then?”
    Brazilian famer: “herd of cows”
    Soper: “yes I have, so what’s all this then?”

    • GregM


  • davcav

    With Helen I only had to shovel shit, not step in it.

  • davcav

    Helen only made me get my hands dirty…

  • Bruce McGuigan

    milking a cow … that reminds me of my young hot wife …

  • cruiseyman

    Cows cows everywhere but not a sheep to shag.

  • Patrick

    Soper’s been in a good paddock, look at the blade steak across the shoulders.