C#nts? We have a winner!



Which kind of makes this one look just fine.  As snapped in Hawkes Bay.



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  • Orange

    Is this an OCD thing?

    • Travis Poulson

      No it’s a BDD thing. (brain dysfunction disorder). Ignorance. Arrogance. Entitlement mentality. Selfishness. Just plain fucked in the head.

      • Hazards001

        Yeah same arseholes that drive down the outside lane and try cut in at the last second while the rest of us queue and wait our turn to get on the motorway. I never let the bastards in…and I lean on my horn at them too..arrogant cunts..I’ve had a couple have a crack at me but when I open the door they soon back off. And a lot of them are women too! And I’m dead set certain I’ve seen the Q jumper plate before too.

        • Gazzaw

          The entitled fuckers citybound on Remuera Rd in the morning rush hour drive in the buslane till they get to the base of Mt Hobson where they know that a vidcam operator is usually lurking round the bend and make a desperate lunge to get into the legal lane. I just love not letting them in and they know as every second goes by that its going to cost them $150. The looks on their faces are classic. I find women Beamer drivers the worst of the lot.

  • Near enoughs good enough eh?

  • cows4me

    We have a guy down here that you guys would just love, “Daniel Clout”. Even clamps the coppers, has no shame, been on national tele, probably go down real well in the big city, ha ha.

  • To be honest, they were probably pissed and sure that they were parked dead straight.

  • Michael Savage

    Ah but Cameron you have not seen the video of the senior MP who was caught parking in two spots …

    • Travis Poulson

      Well this video certainly proves something: cunts can use cameras too.

      • Michael Savage

        Are you describing Hon John Banks as being akin to female genitalia?

        • Travis Poulson

          Well that depends, is John the one holding the camera?

    • Haven’t you got a failed coup to run?

      • Michael Savage

        Ha you guys run a really puerile post about parking misdemeanours and I provide you with a startling example of an elected right wing politician engaging in this sort of behaviour and you get all personal …

        • Gazzaw

          Lighten up Mickey – it’s Sunday night and we’ve all got real jobs to go in the morning unlike the fucken bludgers over at the Stranded.

        • Travis Poulson

          Oh but you misunderstand, we’re not defending Banksies parking, just pointing out there’s a cunt behind the camera. But it is ironic that you say “and you get all personal “, did you suffer from selective deafness towards the end of watching that video?

          Here, I’ll help you out: “unseat yourself, nobody likes you”

          No, not personal at all. At least not in red tinted pinko land aka The Standard.

        • You produced a startling example of a left wing cunt with a snotty accent…being a cunt…after what you say about me all over the place consider yourself lucky to even post here and be thankful I am not at all like your pal Lynn the best sysop in the world who runs the ban hammer over everything

        • axeman

          gweg pwesland … still a snivelling cunt

          Jun 19, 2011 … Greg Presland is a snivelling cunt One of Labour’s Hollow Men is Greg Presland aka mickeysavage. He is a snivelling despicable pinko.

        • Mr_V4

          Settle down everyone. Banksie just decided he need to have a quick caucus meeting at the side of the road.

  • Fulton Hogan represent

    • Pissedoffyouth

      Is that half a Holden used as a trailer?

  • Bunswalla

    The top photo looks very like the area at the Downtown Carpark where you pull over if you haven’t paid for your ticket. If it is, then the photo is not really kosher – it’s not a parking space as such, and you’re only there to get out of the way and not hold up people who have already paid for their tickets.

    if it’s not that, then I withdraw and apologise. The man’s clearly a cunt.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    They are almost always Honda’s, must be the NZ First demographic with their spacially impaired senses.

  • From the submitter of QJUMPA:

    “For the record – the QJUMPA photo was taken in a mall car park which has free parking – and they were parked there for ages. No excuses – just arrogant laziness.”