Completely understandable, I mean how many chances do you get for that?

David Bowie apparently nearly missed his wedding because he sure as hell wasn’t going to miss out on a threesome:

David Bowie almost missed his own wedding after a threesome with his soon-to-be bride and a mutual friend.

His now ex-wife Angie has opened up about their shocking love life and claimed they nearly missed their special day because of their habit for introducing other people into the bedroom.

Speaking to The Sun Sunday newspaper, she said: “The night before our wedding it was a mutual friend of ours. We went out for dinner, back to her place and had plenty of lively sex. 

“We had a very late night and didn’t go to bed until 3am or 4am. Then we woke up late in north London and had to be in Bromley by 10am to get married.

“We just about got there in time and staggered in. We saw David’s mother Peggy and I thought, ‘Oh boy, this is not good’.”

She admitted this romp was typical of their wild life together, and she was just as accepting at the time.

She added: “David was big on threesomes with both men and women – the whole nine yards. And I was right in there.”


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  • Tony V

    This merely enhances my opinion of him…

  • starboard

    isn’t he a double adapter? Likes the sausage as well as the oyster?

    • johnbronkhorst

      Surf and turf???

      • starboard

        LOL !

  • Agent BallSack

    Perhaps the tour was secretly know as the rock spider tour

  • Blair Mulholland

    Angela Bowie is full of shit, and has been for years. I wouldn’t believe a word she said. Her own son refuses to speak to her.

    • Hazards001

      Yeah..well she did name him Zowie FFS…I wouldn’t speak to my mother either if she let that happen!

  • Patrick

    Bowie (& Jagger) lost any kudos as far as I am concerned when the story came out that they got it on, even when a chick jumped in with them they preferred to carry on wth each other.