Do you think David Shearer sucks? Well, why not suck him!

via Boing Boing

via Boing Boing

Do you think you’re cute enough for people to “just want to eat you up?”

Well, now they can.

You can have your body 3D laser scanned and the data is used to create human gummies shaped just  like you.

via spoon-tamago.com

via spoon-tamago.com

via spoon-tamago.com

via spoon-tamago.com

These would be great for Green and Labour activist market stands who can now give out free gummi politicians for people to suck on.

I think the Parekura Horomia ones will be popular.

As you can see from the photo, they can be coloured to suit your preference or your political party colours.

NZ First will need to wait a little longer, as the food technologists haven’t anticipated being asked for a flavouring that resembles half bile/half sucked Throatie, but they assure me they are half way with at least the smell of a ruptured colostomy bag coming from the latest test batch.

 

Source:  Spoon & Tamago, H/T: Boing Boing


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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