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  • Troy

    “We are so fucking happy about this gift that we forgot how to express it” yeah right. Something real weird about that.

  • tarkwin

    The baby looks a bit pale and a bit too happy – there’s been a swap.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Why does it look like the postman?

  • Mark

    Oh, we just found out that Paula is going to cap DPB, and that’s why we had the baby. Ok dear, post it on the Standard and we’ll get lots of sympathy.

  • steve and monique

    Wont’ somebody think of the children!!!!!

  • Steve (North Shore)

    OK woman, on your back, you need to get pregnant again so we can get more money