Failure to launch

via Imgur

via Imgur

Doing the rounds today.

Personally I’d love to see him try.  Perhaps the short-term loss of lives setting the future generations free can be balanced in some way.

Plus, it would be cool to find out how many Photoshop creations are coming to get us all.


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  • Michael

    I think you need to lay off the jokes as it’s getting quite serious now. I just read on CNN that France has surrendered to North Korea.

    • Patrick

      There are very few countries that the French have not surendered to at some stage.

  • Anonymouse Coward

    Most dangerous job on the Korean Peninsula, an artilleryman in Young-uns army.

    Artillery shells can tracked by radar almost as soon as they leave the barrel allowing the source to be located Should this artillery man fire a gun it would be almost instantaneously detected by an American AWACS flying nearby. The targeting information would be transmitted to a B52 flying lazy figure eights above. A precision guided bomb would be falling toward him before the ringing in his ears stopped.

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    Why do the yanks stick their nose into other countries affairs and tease North Korea. Their leader maybe an idiot but the yanks will start another war. What resource do the yanks want from the Korean Peninsula, does it have oil. Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, when will they learn.

    • McDonalds needs new markets.

    • Anonymouse Coward

      Cruel dictators are prone to miscalculation. Because of the consequences no one in Young-uns entourage is going to say to him “you are an arrogant arse and if you take on the Americans they will hand you your balls on a plate.”

      So some stealth bombers flying around in Young-uns proximity serve to remind him that there will be unpleasant consequences if he miscalculates.