Fendalton C#nt (of course)

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At Fendalton shopping centre on a busy Sunday afternoon.



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  • Dave

    What is it about Cantaburians and cars? Parking, boy racers….. But you have to give them credit, its parked almost perfectly in the middle of the two parks.

  • Gazzaw

    He’s borrowed the missus’ car. He’s probably more used to driving the Fendalton tractor.

  • cows4me

    You never know when the next quake will hit, don’t need that peice of shit next door rubbing up against my wax job.

    • Bunswalla

      I can’t see your pubes anywhere near that car, what are you talking about?

  • A/random/reader

    The problem with pictures like this is that you never know if the car parked like that on purpose, or if the driver was forced to do so by inconsiderate parking by another parked car.

    • Pissedoffyouth

      Yep, parking in the middle of 2 parks was forced

      • Hazards001

        You need to do a bit more driving. Random is bang on.

        • Travis Poulson

          I don’t buy that for a second. I don’t park like a cunt just because someone else has. Find another park. doesn’t matter who started it, you’re either parking like a cunt or you’re not. And unless it’s xmas eve at a supermarket carpark I don’t believe there wasn’t another park available.

          • Hazards001

            As I’ve never been to Fendalton at least not in the last 20 years I have no idea how big the carpark actually is. However I have seen exactly that as shown in the photo at a local shopping center that I call into now and again in Albany. One minute some cock parks like a twat so everyone else is forced to and there are NO other parks then a couple of cars leave at the same time and it makes the person that was squeezed into fuckwit ville look like a c*nt.

        • Pissedoffyouth

          I need to do a bit more driving to realise that somebody precious in an S2000 doesn’t want any scratches?

          • Hazards001

            Just goes to show huh? The same kinda elitist cunts ya can find in Pakaranga you can find in fuck nut nowhere Fendalton eh?

            You might be right but I definitely am re my reply to Travis..can’t always help what circumstance creates. Still what the hell..I’m all for calling a cunt a cunt…s2000 driving wankers…right?

  • Honcho

    pissing people off / parking with the top down … you can do one, but dont for a second think you can get away with both.

    • Bunswalla

      Although to be fair it’s better if they do drive with the top down – that way they can hear when people call out “wanker” as they pootle down the road.