Here’s a new angle: *Learning* how to park like a c#nt



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  • cows4me

    Fat passenger.

    • Travis Poulson

      Asian instructor.

      • Travis Poulson

        Mind you, I shouldn’t say that. After all it was an Asian instructor at the same company that passed me on my class 2 as few years ago. But I am a fucking good driver though.

        • We all are Travis. I’m one of the best drivers out there.

          • Travis Poulson

            Thought I’d downvote you for that comment, since some pinko downvoted all the others.

          • That means I’ll have to bring this one out again.

          • Travis Poulson

            Oh wow. Ok then.

          • Jester

            Did you receive copyright approval from Lyn Prentice to use his picture Trav?

          • Travis Poulson

            I figured he’d love the fame, so no.

          • Cop a down vote for that one too

          • Mr_Blobby

            Deluded fools, New Zealand is the most over regulated country with thousands of traffic laws and a driving carnage record to match.

            Having had the pleasure of driving in a country that treats road rules as a guideline, no warrant of fitness checks even for taxis and a road toll less than half ours on a per capita basis. Yes you have to actually drive the vehicle and be aware of whats happening around you and take personal responsibility. As apposed to the auto pilot that we see here with people driving around with tunnel vision, then wondering were that bike, car or truck came from.

          • Ok Mr Blobby. I was actually being sarcy for that exact reason. The fact that most drivers overrate their own driving abilities.

          • Travis Poulson

            What are you dribbling on about?

          • Travis Poulson

            Come on now Petal, it’s a known fact that truck drivers are much better drivers than the average car steerer. I’ve never been concerned about trucks beside me or in front of me when I’m driving a car, but when I’m driving a truck I see no end of incompetence surrounding me.

  • kehua

    Can`t spell parasite……

    • Steve (North Shore)

      Like it!

  • redeye

    Don’t they just annoy the fuck out of ya?

  • Mr_Blobby

    So Farrar is taking driving lessons. It isn’t helping.

  • thehawkreturns

    It MUST have occurred to some of you excellent parkers out there that perhaps this chap had to park his car like that because the previous car to his left side had misparked over into this chap’s space. Duh. This happens every day in any car park. Putting up licence plate photos of what may be the VICTIM of bad parking lacks much thought Mr Whale.

    • Boo fricken hoo

      • thehawkreturns

        Dash it all! I guessed right. Well, I suppose we can look forward to either a continuation of photographs of poorly parked cars without confirmation they could have been parked more appropriately or we can get on and denigrate socialism and all of its adherents.

    • I suppose you are going to say it breaches his “privacy”?

      • thehawkreturns

        No I would not say that. A vehicle plate is obviously public in nature.
        You are struggling to follow my argument. Perhaps because it has exposed a flaw in your thinking?

        • Travis Poulson

          Probably because your argument is redundant.

          • thehawkreturns

            Yes, we might have thought the argument was redundant but clearly there are many people writing comments here, including Mr Whale, who have not considered the point. I appreciate your support all the same Travis.

          • Travis Poulson

            Oh I considered your point, but I’m taking the photographers word for it, since he was there and you weren’t.

          • thehawkreturns

            I did not claim to be present when the photograph was taken. gavinc states that he did indeed take the photograph, though it seems he did not see the parking situation at the time the driver parked his car. Hence, my original comment. Of course, you may be taking the position that if a car is poorly parked across a bay then that bay must not be used until the offending car is removed. I think most drivers choose instead to “squeeze” a liittle closer to the offending car and to reduce the broaching over to the next bay. Those of us who live in large cities are quite used to this.

    • gavinc

      I took that picture and can assure you that there were plenty of other carparks within within two or three parks the instructor could of parked in – so although your theory of someone parking like an a**hole beside that park is possible I just do not believe that was the case this time.

      • thehawkreturns

        Thank you for the assurance gavinc, though unless you saw the chap park I suppose you don’t really know. At least, you have followed my argument and I appreciate that.

        • Callum

          I parked like cunt today at the supermarket in my 4 tonne plus van, because the prick next to me was a bigger cunt.