If you are reading this, then you’re either dumb or slow

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Discuss.

(poll over the break)

(Don't look it up) Asenati Lole-Taylor is associated with

  • Labour (31%, 196 Votes)
  • NZ First (26%, 165 Votes)
  • Who Dat? (22%, 140 Votes)
  • Green Party (12%, 75 Votes)
  • Mana (4%, 23 Votes)
  • Legalise Cannabis (2%, 15 Votes)
  • National (1%, 9 Votes)
  • Maori Party (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Conservative Party (0%, 3 Votes)
  • United Future (0%, 3 Votes)
  • NZ Democrats (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Libertarianz (0%, 2 Votes)
  • ACT (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Alliance (0%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 642

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  • Michael

    Asenati Lole-Taylor who???

    • Fuck. I’d never heard of her. Voted: Who dat?

      It takes a concerted effort to fly under the media radar with a name that begins with “Arse”

  • J.M

    There’s much I disagree with here, gay marriage, anti-Catholicism, myopia re public transportation etc., but there’s plenty of good stuff as well. Ignore Whaleoil? Nah, won’t be doing that.

  • Doug

    Must be a scum list MP.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Such low life scum has to be part of Green party?!??! she could be your ACC minister in 2014 Sheep’s cabinet!!!

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Oh no, just googled her name and she is from Winnie-the-poo’s party…..she could be the racing minister….

      • Guest2

        Watch this space SFO looking at harness racing back to 2008 …hmmm this could be a good ride for Winston and Brendan. She may end up as leader

  • Solidarity

    She will learn … NFWAB

    Could anyone detail her top 3 achievements since entering Parliament?

    • Pissing of Slater must be one of her achievements- got her more attention than she has had to date!

      • Not pissed of at all with her…laughing at her though…she thinks because she has blocked me that I can’t see her tweets…silly girl.

    • Teletubby

      I think any 3 achievements might be setting the bar a bit high for this particular trougher, let alone top 3 achievements.

  • Cadwallader

    How do you pronounce her name? Arse In What?

    • Travis Poulson

      Arse-in-nutty Lolly Taylor.

      • Cadwallader

        Yep. Can’t improve on that. Where the hell does Winnie mine his rich seam of soft-headed losers?

        • Travis Poulson

          By skimming the top layer of crust at the nearest dairy farm effluent pond .

        • Labour Party.
          Twats who Jump Ship Corp.
          She used to be a member of Labour.

          • Travis Poulson

            Yea but you googled that didn’t you.

          • I did some quality sleuthing with all the tools at my disposal. MacBook. Tequila.

          • Cadwallader

            That fits…like a slimy condom.

  • Lion_ess

    Asenati, the expression is “Flash as a rat with a gold tooth”. Whale, I think you can take this as a compliment.

    • Cadwallader

      I would sooner apply this title to her leader.

  • LesleyNZ

    Who is she? Never heard of her. Is she from NZ First? Not a very intelligent comment to make.

    • Hazards001

      She’s in Winnie the poo’s party..and I only know because lately I’ve had projects in Papatoetoe and at she has an office smack bang on Hunters Corner(which should tell you something) with a massive hording proclaiming her as a member of parliament. Which does my head in. She’s a list MP, she never even ran for the electorate, so who is paying for her office her hoarding and all the other shit? Bet she has a car too..was too busy to think to drive around the back and see!…hmmm…photo mission coming up :-)

  • Lion_ess

    NZ First website – when you click the link “See more photos of Arsenati in action” you get a Page Not Found error.

  • cows4me

    Great example of a know it all with a gold card.

  • me dumb. but i tell you what… I saw a scum bag at the kids tryathalon today with a tshirt that said “only pedos vote national” talk about dumb people showing their true colours.

    • I don’t like it when parents politicise their children. I am proud that as a father I just told my daughter that she had her own integrity, and i had no influence , not God, nor Jesus, nor religion nor leaders

  • shes an author isnt she? didnt she write “how to alienate people and loose votes”?

  • Ronnie Chow

    Well , stupid people ignore this blog because they can’t understand it .

    Arsenati could well be a clever rat herself . (a rotten rat would be dead,no?),
    with a pocket full of government gold.Wonder how much she tithes to the mandatory Samoan church.

    “Lole – Taylor is extremely vocal on many issues and is perhaps known
    more for her very forceful but likeable personality that has enabled her
    to become the Pacific socialite who is found at almost every Pacific
    event.”

    Sounds busy . Still time to read Whaleoil , though .

    • Troy

      But that’s the problem with this cunt… she sounds like the madame in a whorehouse calling out to the girls to come to attention – anyone that has watched her in the debating chamber will know she adores the sound of her own voice along with a supercilious aire of superiority about her. I always shutdown the replays in the chamber coz i can’t stay her foghorn … besides what she has to say is usually pig stupid.

  • The rat-with-a-gold-tooth jibe wasn’t bad though…

  • its very abusive and I have felt bad myself about Whale Oil a lot, but life changes , and if Farrar kept on coming across, well maybe I could too. But lets be real Whale Oil is hard core, and tends not to take prisoners

    • He’s a pussycat. It’s all an act ;)

  • PlanetOrphan

    Dumb or Slow ?
    More like pissed off @ scabs who forever try to steal my words and then try to tell me I’m stupid.

    Go read the Standard the ScabLanders will just wuv ya, You can teach them how Asenati.

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