It’s 30 for Head. 40 for Sex. 60 for Both. Unless It’s Hot Out… Then I Do Specials. [NSFW]

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  • Steve (North Shore)

    Serious math problem. 31, doing this since 13 – so 25/26 years?
    Fuck it is not that hard. try 18 as a starting point

    • Steve R

      That’s what I was about to say hahaha
      Maybe she works for russell Norman

      • Mr Sackunkrak

        Russell would print off a fiver to give her one in the arse. He’s Australian. A Green and a cunt.

  • P1LL

    I’m good at maths LOL
    how the hell does she make her legs bend backwards like that ? look at her standing by the crossing at the end

    • GregM

      lots of lube :-)

  • GregM

    I will need to ask Sheep Shearer what the current exchange rate is before I select from the menu.
    She seems like a decent girl, I hope she gets out of the place she is in.

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