John Key’s got a point there

Credit: adoran124

Credit: adoran124


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  • BJ

    What a nice respectful humble man – we are so lucky to have him as Prime Minister.

  • JeffDaRef

    I’m having a c*&t of a day with work – but popping on here every few hours and seeing this issue blow up gets me back in my happy place.
    Burn Shearer burn!

    • PlanetOrphan

      Burning Shearer Doll, Only $19.95.

      Support your local Orhpan …. Choose your own Pre recorded “messages while he burns” :-))

    • JeffDaRef

      JK had a great king hit in Question Time today..
      Shearer to Key: Does the Prime Minister stand by all his statements?
      Key: Yes I do, especially my bank statements.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Didn’t realise, his hand writing is a messy as mine.

    • Saccharomyces

      Jeebus, that’s copperplate compared to mine!

  • This is a photoshop, just to be clear.

    • sheppy

      so what….

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Sheppy your uncle Sheepy will be happy that John Key is on his side in this matter.

    • Pissedoffyouth

      I have a signed peice of paper from him, looks similar to his handwriting…

  • PlanetOrphan

    He actually looks healthier than a year ago … Witches must be dying off finally.

    • RightOfGenghis

      I thought the same thing. He looks damn good. Flushed cheeks are a bit of a giveaway tho…

      • PlanetOrphan

        Booze is an old fix for witchcraft, probably taking too many blood thinners as well.
        (Heart pain/problems being another sign of w’craft)

        • RightOfGenghis

          Too subtle for me, sorry

          • PlanetOrphan

            Witchcraft is another name for crazy voices / images / emotions, in your head.

            John Key has been flogged by witchcraft for at least a couple of years.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Nasty Tories – I am really angry with how Sheep is being treated by the Whale Army here….Read the following very carefully and understand how Sheep still maintains very high standards compared to Naked Emperor.

    But Mr Shearer, who has previously criticised Mr Key for memory lapses in relation to GCSB briefings on Kim Dotcom and on which way he vote on alcohol reform, denied he was guilty of a double standard.

    “When I myself found that (bank account) error I made the move to correct it, I didn’t wait for anybody else to find it.”

    Mr Shearer indicated he’d omitted the bank account from the pecuniary interest form three times before he discovered his error last month.

    “I understand people are obviously bemused by it. I had no excuse and I’m not trying to make an excuse. I wish had seen it sometime before.”

    Honesty – thy name is Sheep.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    OK my spies have checked Sheep’s account. He has $50,000.01 in that account. He is now regretting the fact that he didn’t spend 2 cents from that account to bring down to $49,999.99, so that he doesn’t have to declare it.

    • BJ

      Ahh But seeing as the NZ$ has strengthened against the US$, he would have had much much more than that 4 yrs ago and my spies tell me its in the 100’s of 1000’s not just $50,000

    • No; he’s confided to Duncan Garner that there’s more than $100k in the account. “Oh, I forgot about that hundred k; yeah right”

    • Dave

      Thanks for confirming that SCS, just goes to really show what an idiot and POOR PLANNER the Sheep is. Only a real fool would not have lowered it by say, $200.00.

  • Being A Politician – Run No.7 – Never hold up a piece of paper in a photo.