LEAKED: Labour’s new campaign signs

Shearer 1

Shearer 2


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  • Never in the dark…..


  • JeffDaRef

    Hahaha brilliant – come on Whale Army, lets get these moving as far and wide as we can and show our friends the levels of hypocrisy Labour stands for…
    Um ah er, shonky, er um ah….

  • Roger

    Brilliant, simply brilliant.

  • Apolonia

    Real confidence in the NZ economy. Keep your money offshore, then run NZ into the ground.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Apolonia – $50K is a small change Sheep forgot from his piggy bank account….

      • sandynobb

        Sheep’s Golden Fleece.

    • AnonWgtn

      Is it onlyUS$50,000 ? – It must be rather more as to withdraw one dollar reduces it below reporting level.
      I don’t care that he has it, but do care that he bumblefucked to report it.

  • AnonWgtn

    Remember the $50,000 is only the minimum reporting level.
    It is in a US Bank UN account in US$ earned tax free, as all UN jobs – see Klark and her entourage, Chucky, and little pony to follow.
    Assume he will says that it is one fof my two Trusts, so I know nothing –
    eh Sargeant Shultz – I forget.

  • Agent BallSack

    We can whale into them for no authorisation too.

  • Phar Lap

    Who is the biggest liar on secret hidden money Shearer V Peters. Shearer with his 50K and Peters with his Owen Glenn 100K.Both are guilty of omission .Maybe even a little sniff of alleged money laundering.Of course when caught, thieves scream the loudest.

    • Phar Lap

      Well what did we expect from a UN reject,honesty?Liars scream even louder than thieves ,when caught.Much easier to watch a thief ,than a liar.Starting to think Shearer must be learning the tricks of the trade from Peters,a manifest liar.

      • Phar Lap

        To think Shearer made all sorts of crooked allegations against Bank’s .To make it even more sicko from Shearer ,Bank,s was not even an MP at the time,of Shearers allegations.Here we have the leader of the morally bankrupt, inept and inane Lie-bour Party expecting us to believe such a fairytale,of forgetful dementia.

  • island time

    He will not bring the money back until the Greens print some money which will devalue our dollar and give him more NZ$ on the transfer.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Here is another one bros – “Bank(s) cannot forget the money, but I can forget the money in the Bank” – I bet Sheep cannot say this sentence without one hmmm, grrr…sss and psss…

  • Dave

    Labour has one Standard…….. It’s a terrible blog as well!

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Priceless :-)

      • Cadwallader

        Agree. Come on Tui…

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sheep said this in the mid day news – “how much money is in the bank is between me and my family” – so back off wolves…give this decent man some space…

  • Lion_ess

    Let him be – he’s doing a great job as Leader of Labour Party. Remember, Doofus is the best they’ve got. Humm-a-little – strum-a-little – umm-a-little (alot), invent stories about imaginery painters, mislead parliament. He should be commended for his stellar performance.

  • Joe Bloggs

    Ah, fuck, it’s all too much… I’ve laughed and laughed until I’ve pissed myself…

    We need bigger challenges than Shearer. Anyone got a barrel with some fish in it?

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    What a bullshitting toerag. Does Shearer think we are stupid when he says he forgot about declaring the money to parliament for 4 years but put in his yearly tax return. Sounds like ‘ Selective Memory’ to me. Lets see if he likes all the publicity biting him on his arse now especially Bull Terrier Banks.

    • Hazards001

      “What a bullshitting toerag. Does Shearer think we are stupid when he
      says he forgot about declaring the money to parliament for 4 years but
      put in his yearly tax return.”

      ANSWER: Yes, just like all the other theiving rat bags in Liabour. They truly believe that they know best for us and that we are too stupid to inhale without them holding our hand as they fleece our wallets for the privilege.

  • Phar Lap

    Saw Shearer getting his crooked pedigree from John Key.Also saw Cunliffe getting exposed as the ass deputy finance minister in the last Lie-bour Government wanting to put a capitol gains tax on NZs off shore bank accounts,now they are planning to do it on everything if they get back on the treasury benches in 2014.

  • maninblack

    i cannot belive the two monatary figures forgotten about in politics in the last 12-18 months are 50k. Its just unbelivable and halarious.

  • Steve R

    I hope I havnt Broken any copyright laws. I couldn’t help myself I had to post the first pic on fb

  • tarkwin

    They’d be pretty hard to vandalize.

  • RightOfGenghis

    WO, have we got any audio yet of media putting this guy under the cosh? No doubt we will be deafened by the howls from the leftist media but what about Leighton/Larry? I want to see a world record number of umms submited to the guiness book