Lost & Found – Notice to Workers in Parliamentary Precinct

With the high traffic volumes through the corridors of power it is understandable that many items are placed in the Lost & Found. The room that houses it must be of considerable size.

Fortunately they also have loads of staff notice boards around the place to advertise missing items.

One such notice has been springing up around the place since Monday. 

Shearer - Bankcard


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  • You can tell that the picture is a fraud – it would be a gold card.

  • dumbshit

    doesn’t matter cause by now he will have forgotten he has that account

  • johnbronkhorst

    Not your best photoshop.

  • cows4me

    I would say Shagger may be filling his pants at the moment. This last week people logging on to check their accounts at Chase have found to their horror their current balance is $0 . It is believe the bank has been hacked.

    • Mediaan

      Interesting news tip. JP Morgan Chase is now saying it fixed it Tuesday and it had been an internal problem, not hackers. The news reports earlier were giving full details of what sort of hack and who, though (e.g. NBC News).

  • Dave

    Love it. Wonder if it was ever used at Ballamys