Melissa Bachman: ‘gator hunt

Melissa Bachman is a gator’s worst nightmare! She heads to 3 states taking out monster gators to complete her version of the gator slam. Melissa lands one with a bow, one with a rifle, and finally one on a hook.





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  • PlanetOrphan

    That girl really loves life M8!, sparkly eyes an all :-)
    I thought gators where meant to be smaller than crocs.

  • unsol

    A gators worse nightmare? When she has all the advantage by being in a boat with no doubt a rifle poised ready to shoot behind the scenes if things go wrong? I doubt it. More like merely lucky – wonder how good she would have been had the gators gone for that crewman…

    Sorry Cameron but this girl seems little more than a playboy bunny having a frolic in the wild. It is hunting porn.

    And I would love to see the raw footage to see how credible she really is as a hunter.

    This kind of stuff is indicative of what Americans seem to do best. Gratuitous sensationalist acts to procure ratings & fame.

    It is senseless killing – these animals are not threatening anything, they are native to these environments & they are not going rogue.

    All she is is a prettier, busty version (nice rack of plastic fantastic there!) of that muppet Steve Urwin. And we all know what happened to him.

    • Travis Poulson

      “Sorry Cameron but this girl seems little more than a playboy bunny having a frolic in the wild. It is hunting porn.”

      Nope, she’s been hunting since she was big enough to walk. She is an experienced hunter (if you can manage to see past the makeup) with a broad knowledge of hunting across many forms. Given you’re not a hunter yourself, it isn’t generally expected that you understand the enjoyment and challenges that hunting can bring.

      As for your comment “It is senseless killing – these animals are not threatening anything, they are native to these environments & they are not going rogue.” well that’s just silly. It just shows you don’t understand hunting. Hunting doesn’t mean going out to kill something you say is “threatening anything” or “going rogue”, she’s a hunter, not a SWAT operative.

      • grumpy

        I’m with unsol on this. Just a bimbo.

        Hunting porn is a good description.

        • Travis Poulson

          That’s ok, you’re both allowed to be wrong.

          • grumpy

            Yep, like the previous clip of shooting a frigging black bear that was coming to see what all the noise was about?
            I’d give her some credibility if she tried a grizzly.

          • Travis Poulson

            Whoop dee doo. Same tactics are used on most if not all large game. Not a unique situation with the bear. Good grief. Don’t like it? don’t watch it. Common sense eh?

          • Callum

            This site enables comments but you cry like a bitch when when people comment and don’t fall over themselves agreeing with you. Fuck me, did I stumble into the Standard by mistake????

          • Travis Poulson

            Crying? pull your head out of your arse…….or put it back up there.

            This is a debate where we are both expressing our disagreement with each other. That was until someone called Callum interrupted to “cry like a little bitch” about how that debate was being conducted.

            Sounds more like you have an issue with me than anything else.

          • Callum

            “Don’t like it? don’t watch it”
            Its posted for people to comment on, so they are supposed to comment without watching it first?
            Wow, just wow.

          • Travis Poulson

            Exactly, don’t like it, don’t watch it. Common sense. Anyone with half a brain can tell the content of it before even watching it. I can manage to avoid watching something I know I won’t like when there’s that much evidence surrounding it in a post as to what it’s content might be, don’t see why that should be so hard for someone else to grasp. But of course, people are more than entitled watch it and disagree with it, just as I am entitled point out where they’re wrong, just as you’re entitled to get upset about they way I’ve responded, just as I’m entitled to not give a shit.

            The Standard comparison was a bit dumb though, considering nobody got banned/restricted from expressing their opinion. A nicely constructed mountain from the beginnings as a molehill on your part.

            Of course you’re entitled to retort to tell me I’m wrong.

          • Bunswalla

            They say “this is hunting porn” like it’s a bad thing

          • Travis Poulson

            Good point, no complaint here.

          • Callum

            No retort needed, check the votes.

          • Travis Poulson

            Oh yes, the votes, the votes!! how could I forget that accurate scientific analysis of like minded people that all agree with each other….

          • Callum

            Well you would expect them to follow the average for this site, or is there some conspiracy against you?

          • I whistle in cats like that…nothing surprises them more to find the mouse or rat squeal is in fact a copper coated lead pill at a couple of thousand feet per second

        • unsol

          The stars have aligned now grumpy! :)

  • cows4me

    The top one has better tits then the bottom one.