Millie Elder’s personal memorial to Paul Holmes


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If you are wondering which photo was used for the tat, here it is

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If you are wondering what this is doing on WOBH, then you probably missed the post that showed that (for reasons totally beyond me), Millie Holmes, Millie Elder and Millie Elder-Holmes are the most searched for names on the blog.

That’s once you ignore all the variations on Cam Slater and the blog name, of course.

So even if you don’t fit the demographic, a large proportion of readers really want to know about Millie.



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  • Mr_Blobby

    Stupid is as stupid does.

  • I loved my mother but don’t see the need to tattoo her face on my body. Each to their own I guess but still. Stupid in my opinion.

  • shes nearly got enough tatts to play for an NRL team

    • Travis Poulson

      With Todd Carney at the Sharks.

  • BJ

    I guess it will always be a conversation starter

  • Ronnie Chow

    Clever Millie . Transcendental happiness , meaning absent , as with the rest of her life .

  • Grizz30

    Imagine spreading a girl’s legs and seeing her father’s face staring at you.

    • Patrick

      Better if the tatt was on her back – then you could have a chat with Paul while you were chokka block from behind – new meaning for “talkback”

    • Bunswalla

      Paul Holmes was not her father

    • Ronnie Chow

      Hard to tell , but it seems to be upside down .

  • JeffDaRef

    With the big ‘fro, is the outer thigh really the best place for it…..?

  • Three Monkeys

    Nice ‘boner’ in the background .. All class, a bit like Millie.

  • worksux

    Hine must be proud. At a glance i thought it was Bob Dylan.

  • think thats just lovely. one day she will surely realise what she meant to Paul.

    The picture is just perfect. It really captures something.

  • Lion_ess

    Might grab the attention of Ringling Bros or Barnum & Bailey. Anyone else? Criiiinge

  • anniem

    Oh dear! most people know she is short in the intellect department but I didn’t think she was that stupid. Millie, pull your head in, go to ground, and try to engage brain.

    • Callum

      She can’t, already fried the brain too much to be able to engage it.