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  • PlanetOrphan

    Love/Peace is a Chi kick in the head for those who try and possess you.
    Love/Peace is a Chi punch in the Hard Drive for those who try to hack you :-)

  • Blogs are about words not someone elses films

    • Blogs are about whatever you want them to be about. As a reader/listener/viewer you have a choice to participate… or not…

    • Gazzaw

      Blogs aren’t about one-liners continually whining about the blog. Contribute or fuck off and leave us to it Paul.

  • LabTested

    What a loser.

    Save yourself 7 minutes. Story is Guy meets girl. Falls in love & after 3 years still has not rooted her because he already has a other girlfriend. Eventually the gf is leaving him & he fluffs his big chance to shag the new girl. Blows it cos he is a sensitive new age man.

    Obsesses about this for years. Then Gets married to some other woman & has now decided that the girl he did not shag for 3 years was not really love in the first place.

    WTF !!!!

    • Orange

      It did rather sound like he was desperately trying to rationalise a bad decision.