OK, which clown sat down in the wrong chair?

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  • fozzie2

    Key discusses sale of New Zealand for a couple of kilos of the white powdery stuff and a silly hat.

    • PlanetOrphan

      President Juan Manuel Santos haggles over the “High Price”

      • fozzie2

        Negotiations stalled Key now adds in 49% of Mighty River – jokes – “I told them that I was going to let Kiwis buy it – but I’ll toss in, special legislation to make your white gold legal, a special trip to Hobbiton with my mate Peter – all that for another packet of the snorty stuff for my friends at Sky City”

        • PlanetOrphan

          President Juan Manuel Santos opens a condom packet to “Seal the Deal”

  • cows4me

    Some aid will get the blame, such is life.

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