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American beers are just awful, in this non-drinker’s opinion…every time I have had the misfortune of drinking American beer I have been halted by the foul taste.

It also appears that some beers have been watered down from their already weakened state.

Beer drinkers in the US have filed a $5m (£3.3m) lawsuit accusing Anheuser-Busch of watering down its beer.

The lawsuits, filed in Pennsylvania, California and other states, claim consumers have been cheated out of the alcohol content stated on beer labels.

The suit involves 10 Anheuser-Busch beers including Budweiser and Michelob. 

Anheuser-Busch InBev have called the claims “completely false”, and said in a statement “our beers are in full compliance with labelling laws”.

The lawsuits are based on information from former employees at breweries owned by the multinational.


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  • Agent BallSack

    Piss week? sounds like a party. Piss weak – American beer.

    • I think I better fix that :)

  • Phar Lap

    Couldnt be worse than a Wellington whore house which is selling I% beer at eight dollars a glass.Thats before they even get to the main attraction.Seems at I% the only thing that is sure to rise is the cost,for a dry root.

  • I recently read Bitter Brew: The Rise and Fall of Anheuser-Busch (http://www.amazon.com/Bitter-Brew-Anheuser-Busch-Americas-ebook/dp/B007HBY1GO/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1362345678&sr=8-1)

    The long and short of it is quality went rapidly downhill after the InBev leveraged buyouts. No wonder craft beer is so popular.

    It’s a sad case of what happens when “management by numbers” gets embraced without any clear thinking on what gives a company a competitive advantage.
    It didn’t help the Busch family degenerated morally…

  • unitedtribes

    Given that the main ingredient in beer is water it hards to see that it could be watered down unless by some someone other than the manufacturer. As long as the claimed alcohol level was correct no problem. Would have thought that a manufacture would be trying to make a beer his customers liked though. Why not just change brands you buy if you’re not happy. Americans can also buy foreign brands if as Whale says theres no USA beer worth drinking. Inclined to agree there

    • Gazzaw

      Samuel Adams from Boston is an exception to the rule UT.

  • CommonSense404

    Bud is just our Lion Red. The yanks make some amazing craft beer – Samuel Adams is now available here and it is seriously good. Their Boston lager is epic.

    • Gazzaw


      Didn’t realise that you can buy it here now.

  • Rodger T

    American beer is like making love in a canoe……fucking next to water.

    Having said that ,I quite like Millers Genuine Draft..there I said it…mock me if you like : )

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  • Blair Mulholland

    Deschutes, from Oregon, makes the best beer in the world. Try their Mirror Pond Pale Ale if you can, it is fantastic.
    I have no sympathy for the plaintiffs in this suit – anyone who drinks that dishwater known as “light beer” has no right to complain of quality issues.