The hunt for New Zealand’s Most Useless MP continues

The Clown of Campbells Bay, Andrew Williams,  has not been noticed since he went to parliament. This is a huge disappointment for Andrew Williams fans as he was the kind of Mayor of North Shore that gave the public a lot of laughs. 

Andrew has managed to keep off the booze in public, hasn’t been caught swinging from chandeliers or pissing on trees, and has not been noticed much at all except by New Zealand’s favourite grandmother, Maggie Barry,  who has won awards by sledging him.

Despite his general uselessness and his obstinate sycophancy to Winston Peters I still think he doesn’t quite qualify for NZ’s most useless MP.

My feeling is it needs to be someone who promised so much and has delivered so little.


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  • johnbronkhorst

    My favourite whipping boy…hipkins?
    Never had a real job, every prediction of doom (re govt. policy) has proved to be incorrect, worked as intern in clarkes office (for 2 yrs, I think) had 9 jobs including intern between leaving university and becoming an MP (at about 30) means 8 jobs between 22 and 28yrs old. etc etc

  • BigDes

    Stuart Little came in hyped up by all and sundry, and has only ended up being crushed by Judith. Serial economic illiterate no one.

  • ConwayCaptain

    Jacinda. There is a gap in her CV from leaving Uni and working in a soup kitchn in NY on her way to the UK. Thena POLICY ADVISOR to Tony Blair and back to NZ and into Parliament

    • sheppy

      Didn’t realise she was a policy advisor to phoney tony – that explains a lot about the state the UK is in!

    • BJ

      Are policy advisors always pedantic, dry, serious, non-humorous, look like they’ve just sucked on a lemon sort of people?

  • Now if the criteria is, “promised so much but delivered so little”, then Shearer must be near the top of that list!

  • tarkwin

    Due to the terms of my recent gambling loss I can’t say anything horrible about Mr Williams. This is why I haven’t mentioned his name lately. Patience is a virtue.

  • thor42

    I still reckon Hone Harawira is the most useless MP.

  • Stephen

    The serial tweeters Tau Henare and Asenati Lole-Taylor would have to be among the most useless.

  • AnonWgtn

    In Parliament sad old man Winston takes the buscuit at question time in his ability to continually interrupt with points of order.
    Lets the Government off as almost all points are time wasting and irrelevant as he tries to make people remember who he is.
    Poor old sod.

  • Apolonia

    Craig Foss for his outstanding work in sorting out Novopay.

  • starboard

    Delahunty, useless…and as ugly as a twisted sandshoe…fuck Ive seen a better head on a boil.