Time to Give Kirchner a Tune Up

The Falklands referendum came out exactly as expected, a Briton shall never be a slave and the argies got a good kick in the cods.

The emphatic Yes-vote is a public relations setback for Cristina Kirchner, president of Argentina, who has reignited the dispute over sovereignty, maintaining that the islanders are an “implanted” population lacking the right to self-determination. 

Cameron is way down in the polls at the moment so he should send a submarine or two to patrol up and down the beach at Buenos Aries for a few days.

That will increase the polls and put the shits up the Argies who are as good at marching backwards as the Italians.

 


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  • Tom

    Seriously badass!

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