Today’s Twits

Some random tweets from twits today


What?  #donttweetdrunk


Here is the multi-million dollar entrepreneur slash Angel investor that throws hundreds of thousands at a car that he can’t maintain unless he lives in Italy lamenting the ever increasing gap between rich and poor.  #irony


Yes, but did he bribe the students with cake to get a signature for anything at all? #absolutelypositively


Yeah, that’s just pushing it.  And the word she was looking for is “queef” #knowwhentostop

Which seems to lead us to this.


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  • starboard

    appalling grammar from the communist delacunty

  • Chris

    Thought Anika Moa’s comment was pretty good. What’s wrong with it?