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I guess nature abhors a vacuum.


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  • In Vino Veritas

    Using the Labour Party and the word “performing” in a sentence creates an oxymoron.

    • johnbronkhorst

      VV….Haven’t you missed a few letters out, when describing labour mps.

  • Joe Bloggs

    Ironic much – the “sanctimonious little creep” has turned out to be one of Lairbour’s biggest cheerleaders

  • cows4me

    It’s a wonder they haven’t brought his contract out. He would get a seat on the caucus immediately and his public profile would out shine the other mindless sheep in that party.

    • Gazzaw

      He’d be no good as a Backbencher. No one would see him unless he had a booster seat and a couple of cushions.

  • Teletubby

    So is this a comment on the crap quality of the Labour line up or the blatant anti government position of Campbell live?

  • Jman

    Well he could scarcely do any worse