We should export Dotcom, he’s worth more than that

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  • maninblack

    he would be worth a fair bit in blubba.

    • Mr_Blobby

      Careful, sea shepherd are just south of NZ.They might want to come and save him.Pirates code and all that.

  • PlanetOrphan

    I don’t think his ankle bracelet would reach that far M8!

    GCSB Lunchroom …
    Boss Boss He’s doing a runner for Columbia!

    Damn I hate that, get the outboard fueled up I’ll request the 12 foot tinnie from the Garage.

  • blazer

    all the Sth American countries Key is visiting account for apx $450 mil of exports p.a for NZ.Not much more than the clowns at Solid Energy managed to lose in a year!

    • Gazzaw

      Spot on blazer but then again $450 mill wouldn’t get anywhere near covering the $669 mill that Cullen paid Toll to buy back Kiwirail. The Toll directors must celebrate that anniversary every year.

      • blazer

        yes those ACT apprentices Prebble and Douglas and their discredited free mkt ideologies have alot to answer for.Fay made a meal of the NZ taxpayers with asset sales.

  • Rodger T

    You know you must be famous when even the Westboro Baptist Church kids hate you,

  • Steve R

    It’s about time .con just fucked off. Oh no wait msm has made him famous so why would he leave ” lok thez funny kivis they luve me “. NO WE DON’T , FUCK OFF