What’s happened to Captain Panic Pants?

National is having a shocker. First there is Hekia Parata creating bad news cycle after bad news cycle.

Then there was the Peter Dunne’s stupid car park tax. Now there is his even stupider cellphone tax

Why isn’t someone stopping them from doing anything stupid?

That used to be Captain Panic Pants’ role, but he must have gone MIA.

The car park tax was a free hit for Labour. They get another free hit a week later with the cellphone tax. Someone in National needs to be held to account for terrible political mismanagement.


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  • blazer

    why doesn’t someone stop them’????stupidity is its own reward.

  • coventry

    Looking forward to Neils concert tomorrow night.

    • Dr Wang

      Stunner last night down in Wellywood – almost 3 hours on stage, excellent mix of material, more stamina than those half his age!

      • coventry

        Yeah have been reading some of the Australian reviews, set-list looks awesome. Roll on tomorrow.

  • kohibruce

    Is this just Dunne mistakes and/or do the Nat’s need some one who has done strategic planning 101?