Who should be buying Truth today?

The latest Truth is on sale today:


Who should be buying Truth this week? 

Well all readers of Whaleoil should of course, and sending in photos of them with the front page to go in the draw for the Spacies Machine.

We have a special extra delivery for those in Wellington that have to fight over papers near parliament, but you still have to be in early to get them.

But also:

  • Willie Jackson and John Ansell should to see what each other have to say about each other
  • Damien O’Connor should to see what I think about his silly comments on Swaps
  • Anyone who is a ratepayer so to can see just how badly your council is performing in the Local Government League Tables
  • Len Brown…whose council is rated as having ultra high debt and been down graded for financial performance
  • Brendan Horan should definitely get truth again this week
  • If you signed the Green Taliban’s asset sales petition you really need to get Truth
  • David Shearer and his missus should buy Truth..silly stuff always gets found out
  • Trevor Mallard of course, along with Grant Robertson and Jacinda Ardern
  • Gareth Morgan should buy Truth and use it to cover his shame
  • Judge Philippa Cunningham should buy Truth

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