Yes, electric cars are gay

Everyone should know how I feel about electric cars, they are tits, and gay at the same time.

Shai Agassi’s company, Better Place, for example, has generated glowing magazine profiles, but it has managed to lose more than $500 million while selling astoundingly few cars. He stepped down as the chief executive, and his replacement lasted only a few months. It turns out that the things that are sexy to politicians and paradigm-shifting to conference audiences are not necessarily attractive to consumers.

As I blogged earlier another gay car company bled $100M off of the back of some bad reviews.


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  • Mr_Blobby

    No, you are, now move on, nothing to see here.

    • Cadwallader

      Are you serious? Electric cars drivers shout “I am a self-righteous progressive prat!” Additionally, they are not the green salvation for road-users nor are they sought by responsible motorists. They are “gay” in every sense of that word, except happy.

  • John Q Public

    Primarily poor sellers as they all look gay versions of normal cars. Take the Honda Insight or the Prius- why don’t they just make them look like Corollas and Civics?