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Hi Cam
Saw this in LA last week and thought it might generate some interesting captions?


Off you go everyone.


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  • blokeintakapuna

    Mattress in the back… “White van man” steps it up with some mobile advertising

    • Gazzaw

      In Trev’s case Viagra Van would be more appropriate.

  • BigDes

    In his first foray into the private sector, trev franchises his moral’s

  • Michael

    Veteren Labour politician takes PR advice and rebrands to reflect an “honest approach to his philosphy”.

  • Mobile fornicatorium equipped to reach those damsels in distress.

  • BJ

    Plumbing equipment for taking the roots out of your sewerage outflow pipes.

  • Well, we know one thing – Cliff Richard is not in the van

  • Justsayn

    Mallard’s Rescue Rooter – like poo off a duck’s sack

  • Blair Mulholland

    Lots of plumbers in the US use the word “Rooter” in their brand name. This one’s my favourite: http://sanantonio.mrrooter.com/

    • Justsayn

      It all stems from a famous Kiwi plumber that moved to the US in the early 1950s. He was called in to fix a sewage pipe issue at the White House. He inspected the problem and stood back scratching his chin. The Chief of Staff asked if he could fix it, and the Kiwiw replied “Nah mate, she’s rooted”. Much like the President’s poo was that fateful day, it suck.

  • Reservations expressed over move to “sex up” St John’s branding.

  • johnbronkhorst

    So …If this is Trevor and the yanks were dum enough to let him into their country, can they PLEASE KEEP HIM!!!!!

  • GregM

    This guy helps Trev to climb off.

  • cows4me

    I bet Full Moon and Hughes could have used this service a few years ago.

  • AnonWgtn

    Reminds me – where is Ginger ? Annette’s lodger and boy chaser.

    Is he back in New Zealand trying to get Tim Barnett’s “eye” at Party HQ for a list seat at least ? Couple of lovelies.
    Or is he trying Robertson’s backdoor – ooh he is married now, so that is closed.
    Ginger – come out come out wherever you are.