Because they can, and because they want to

Here are a few more, just to catch up with the backlog

Church Road Taradale

Church Road Taradale


Hi Cam

Another one to add to your collection.

What the photo doesn’t show is that this idiots attempt at parking impeded one lane traffic just so he could pop into the local bakery and get his lunch.

Of course it’s nice of him to advertise his business.



Newmarket saab parking, I see many many MANY of these a day

Whale Army, it is time we step this up a notch.

Attached to this post is a PDF of our special “Parking Ticket”.  Download and print a few.  Stick them in your wallet, keep some in your car, or if you work somewhere and you oversee a parking area, keep some at work.

Take the photo, email it to the tipline, and issue a WOBH Parking Ticket.



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  • Can’t wait to see the first ones come through with a WOBH issued ticket :)

    • Mr_Blobby

      Me please.

      • Travis Poulson

        You’re an attention whore, you don’t count.

        • Enough with the autobiographical comments already.

  • Travis Poulson

    New level of stupidity, parking like an arsehole in a company vehicle.

    • if you ignore the couriers…

      • Hazards001

        Remember when the fastest thing on the road was a courier? Then they introduced demerit points and a loss of license after 3 speeding tickets…these days they’re still a menace but now it’s because you could pass one on a moped!

    • Hazards001

      Yup…right up there with a spot of road rage in a company vehicle….oh….ummm….wait….

  • Mr_Blobby

    Being the considerate driver I am I left room for others.

  • Mr_Blobby

    Found myself at a function at a Council facility with inadequate parking so had to improvise. I blame the failure of successive Councils who have failed miserably to plan properly then rely on enforcement. Normally the fucktards are around issuing tickets.