Caption Contest



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  • sheppy

    Blue 4 x 4 not parked properly?

  • Anonymous4001

    Rufus Paynter has apparently recovered from the debilitating illnesses that David Shearer spoke of.

  • peterwn

    EU required the haircut – Cyprus style.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    New highway – Toxic Greens’ style

  • maninblack

    labour voter

  • Justsayn

    If this looks like you, join Kim at Megatrimmer

  • johnbronkhorst

    All shackles and chains rated, crane certified, driver licenced, mower maintained and certified….all right then, since the paperwork is in order we must be obeying all health and safety laws…………….common sense?????…….Not so much!!!!

  • blokeintakapuna

    Forget the “flymo” this is the “highmo”

  • BJ

    I’ve always wanted to try this and besides what else would I use my ride-on for?

  • cows4me

    The opposition experiments with ideas for when New Zealander’s will need their very own haircuts like those in the socialist paradise of Greece.

  • Drhill

    Damn Health and Safety Rules!!!

  • island time

    if we just touch the power lines the whole hedge can burn in hell

  • anonymouse

    After a visit from the local heath and Safety inspector who warned about the dangers of working from a high ladder, Mike agreed that it would be much safer to use the crane to help trim the hedge.

  • dumbshit

    Earth the seat cutout and he doesn’t, need to be on it but I see he,s equipped with Samoan safety boots for a quick exit

  • Rodger T

    Certainly looks safer than a clip I`ve seen of some yank with a chainsaw on a rope that he is swinging around his head.

  • Callum

    It would actually be far cheaper and safer to just get a proper hedge/shelter belt trimmr in. Would look less retarded too.

  • The Dog Thinks

    Not allot of traction on this.