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  • Rodger T

    Do it yourself vasectomy kit turned out to be not very popular.

  • Steve R

    What could possibly go wrong

  • “vasectomy cant come fast enough for father of eleven”

  • Orange

    Latest “show us your crack” commercial

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sheep Shearer kick starting NZ economy

  • Tree feller goes off half cocked…

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Kiwi ingenuity – bloke decides to become a Jew

    • Rodger T

      They only lose the wrapping PoY,not the whole package. : )

  • Kimbo

    The economic policy of the Green Party – an illustrated analogy

  • peterwn

    Interestingly, in 1970 or so Barry Crump or one of his mates demonstrated ‘drop starting’ a chain saw on TV – you drop the saw while holding on to the starting cord. If it were on TV today all hell would break loose. Forestry employers and the like warned staff that would result in immediate dismissal.

  • PlanetOrphan

    Only Gorgeous women work at Tui M8!

  • steve and monique

    Should have gone to the Stihl shop

  • Kacanga

    Under the Labour/Greens government we will have an emasculated Peace Army

  • starboard

    I always thought Ruth Richardson was excessively manly…

  • johnbronkhorst

    Fucking Government!!!!!!! Won’t pay for my sex change and it’s too long to wait for labour to get in!!!!

  • cows4me

    Home shopping is please to announce the launch of their latest wonder product. “The motorised ball scratcher”

  • Mr_V4

    Grant was hard at work trying to tear himself a new arsehole.

  • Mr_V4

    JT – “Now if I do this just right, I’ll have myself a front bum”

  • spollyike

    A visitor to NZ who has just watched the part-maori welcome to our country.

  • richard.b

    “Show me where the chainsaw cut ya”

  • johnbronkhorst

    ACC still covers self inflicted injuries!

  • sandynobb


  • BJ

    So this is how the Japanese commit ‘halvy calvy’

  • dumbshit

    hear about the woman that sat on one disaster!